Grubba Gang Sentence Starters
aka shit my discord squad has said.
Periodically updated.
“I’M NOT BEING HORNY STOP GASLIGHTING ME!”
“Santa isn’t real and Jesus never happened.”
“CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE BABY WE’RE GOING TO YANDERE DIVORCE COURT.”
“I’ll be having evil intercourse.”
“I prostate myself jingling miserably on the floor for nothing.”
“God I would stab a man for a dorito.”
“How many people have you put in Jigsaw traps? I’m not a cop by the way.”
“Wish my mans would call me Slupert Doobert.”
“THANKS! I’M GOING TO SMITE YOU FOR YOUR HUBRIS NOW!”
“Shut the fuck up none of you can truly understand barbie horse adventures mystery ride.”
“Bold of you to presume we talk about anything except getting nut in here.”
“ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET RAWED ON THE FIRST DATE AND YOU SAID NO LIKE SOME FUCKING GENTLEMAN-”
“My vore gets me bitches.”
“ [Name] we’re gonna watch the barbie movies and im gonna sell my nudes.”
“I don’t know about you but Santa Claus could SMASH.”
“Just kidding. I want to pull you apart like a twizzler.”
“Sometimes I crave that real flesh.”
“One minute you’re talking about nutting the next you’re talking about when you were 6 year olds and first learned the feeling of betrayal.”
“Gnomes WILL be held accountable for their crimes.”
“ Tsk. No cloaca. No meaning.”
“Are you gonna eat your girls pussy like some sort of democrat, or vore her like a man?”
“ I am the clown that entertains this nuclear wasteland of comedy.”
“Are you thinking about the gnome party?”
“[NAME] if there’s ONE thing i know about you it’s that you don’t wear pants unless absolutely necessary.”
“Damn. It was never as easy as blues clues made it seem!”
“I’m going to fucking cain and abel you.”
“IM REQUIRED BY LAW TO SUCK HIS DICK NOW-”
“Your ass is grass and I’m an ape.”
“Not to flex on you but im something of a manlet.”
“I’m on a sexual clown journey.”
“Post the image, you stupid fruit.”
“God I gotta say I do love being me sometimes? Because I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”
“It’ll be fine. Ain’t you ever seen Hamilton?”
“Can we stop talking about my asshole?”
“It has been 2 days since our last slur.” / “it’s been 0 days since our last slur.”
“I’m ‘bout to be real with you, chief, I’m bout to bust them fucking kneecaps.”
“Will my life ever know peace?”
“Let’s just say if I had to see [NAME] in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”
“Let’s just say if I had to see Mr. Blobby in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”
“What the absolute FUCK have I walked into.”
“[NAME] comes within five feet of my pussy and I have to beat them away with a pool noodle.”
“Shut the fuck up [NAME] there’s girls here!”
“WE’VE BEEN ARGUING OVER [NAME]’S FEET FOR THREE DAYS.”
“Yes, love of my life? My Pizza Hut pan pizza? My 2 for 4 deal?“
“I’m probably gonna get hate for this, but, [NAME] is an absolute snacc.”
“You’re right. You are going to get hate.”
“For the love of God shut the fuck up.”
“In the past 24 hours you have said several horrible things to me.”
“I also want to see fat demon cock.”
“I’M HERE TO GET SEXUAL.”
“Please don’t call [NAME] sexy ever again.”
“GOD IS MY BITCH AND HE SUCKED MY DICK BEHIND A 7/11.”
“[NAME] I love you but what are you doing man?”
“Eat or I’ll send Steve Harvey after you.”
“I wanna be rammed so hard my anal cavity prolapses.”
“[NAME] if it was life or death would you yank the dildo outta my ass?”
“What’s the lore behind a dildo being in your ass and someone will die of circumstances because of it?”
“ NO!! THE POPE CANT BE HORNY!!”
“Don’t get me wrong, Lola bunny could take a jack hammer to my nuts and I’d thank her, but she also is the best basketball player ever.”
“[NAME]’s exquisite boobs will not protect him from feral [NAME] and that is a promise!”
“whats a little cum inflation among friends”
“On fridays we gaslight our white boys for enrichment.”
“Ain’t that the shit the lucky charms dude says? If you wanna find the fruit you gotta suck-o me nut? …or maybe thats fruit loops.“
“He’s shown feet, the next logical step is ass”
“[NAME] I got money on you crying right now. Not to freak you out, but -”
“I have RED VELVET in my BIG ASS TITTIES”
“Give this child a prison uniform I’m tired of him.”
“Theres only so much i can do to stop white people”
“I DON’T CARE ABOUT SQUIRTING [NAME]”
“I LOVE ARGUING WITH MEN OVER THE INTERNET. MY PORES ARE CLEAR.”
“I died in a tragic lip gloss accident and only by the grace of god do i live on.”
“You will never match his swag.”
“Hannibal is always based?”
“You know who else eats people? Christians. Grow up.”
“He’s gender-nonconforming as fuck with those eyelashses"
“I just fucked yo’ bitch in my Gucci clown drip.”
“She is to marry what we in the business call a little fucking freak.”
“TRY GETTING A JOB AT SCOOPS AHOY NOW YOU LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD!”
“The goal of art is to piss off as many people as possible.”
“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”
“YOU HAVE THE GALL. TO COMPARE BEETHOVEN TO THE FUCKING BEATLES?!?”
“ I got heckled to sing Rainbow Connection.“
“Do I make you horny, baby?”
“ WOW I GET IT! YOU’RE A WHORE I SEE NOW!”
“Wow, he looks like shit. I could suck him silly.”
“I could suck him silly.”
“Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”
“I could change jfk… WAIT AM I MARILYN MONROE?”
“Im so used to jumping in front of the gun that i didn’t realize the gun wasn’t loaded.”
“ this guy is like PG13 Hannibal. “
“you met me at a very frank floppa time in my life.”
“To put it simply you are the cave full of bluntsmoken and the world is your little german boy OoOO”
“I WANT YOUR GODDAMN SLOPPY JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE” -
“oh do not call him that ill cum on the spot”
“NO ONE EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF THE DOG!!”
“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”
“well that was nice im gonna go walk some more until i die now”
“Love will always triumph.”
”[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR VENOM, WHY CAN’T YOU?“
”[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR [NAME], WHY CAN’T YOU?“
“the fist of ‘87 thats what they call me.”
“the WORST SEX youve ever seen”
“My god i would shampoo his ball hair with my saliva …”
“ALL I HAD WAS LACTATION!”
“I’m Catholic so of course I rejected help, but and however…“
“i am a feminist and a woman-lover but first and foremost i am a hater”
“i love women but some of these bitches are boring-”
“I FAILED AT BECOMING RACIST.”
“YOURE NOT VAN GOGH BITCH!!!!”
“ i need cocaine …………….. “
“If you were a pickle I’d eat you but i’d still love you”
“YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS MAKES YOU OBSESS OVER BOYS WELL MY MENTAL ILLNESS MAKES ME OBSESS OVER YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS.”
“bigfoot is sexy, [NAME]”
“you know what?? friendship IS magic.”
“i would suck off any of my friends”
“when gods choir sings, will bigfoot not be among them?”
“Call [NAME] a wedding cake the way im paying women to sit on him.”
“I WAS CHURNING THY BUTTER.”
“Hon hon baguette go to hell.”
“Avert thine lustful eyes away from my daughter, fiend.”
“AS A SOCIETY we should be making sure that women do not do be dying!!!”
“How many innuendos can we make in 3 minutes?”
“Yeah, no, I’m not in the habit of dropping slurs casually. I do it competitively.”
“She’s cute! Can’t wait to watch her get spitroasted.”
“We serve cunt here, sir.”
“Bitch I don’t like milk. Its White. Its NASTY—”
“I’m not going to suck him silly. This is serious to me.”
“if [NAME] looked like a drowned rat they wouldnt get nearly as much love.”
“Yes girl we explore Jesus.”
“i work in the tuberculosis ward, and I do occasionally peak into the polio ward but I won’t go into the small pox ward ykwim”
“i hate penis when it’s normal you know what i mean”
“WHO THE FUCK HATED ON MY AUTISTIC SHAWTY”
“You’re afraid of unsalted nut but allow white penis into your body”
“I’m doing research on the clitoris”
"He has the gentle eyes of a baby cow and the face of bacon and he’s my BEST FRIEND. ”
