Octopus's Garden

Hello, my name's Matraca. I promise I'll try not to fan girl too hard!

[van-dyne]

[matrucka]

#GrowingUpWithSiblings - brought to you by Sam & Dean Winchester

chelseaashcroft

[mrnoremac]

[littlealienproducts]

[phineaslightfoot-deactivated201]

CANNOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Because its safer to be nobody than a woman

[destinedforqueerbaiting]

Breaking: Fox News doesn’t lie or exaggerate for once.

[skygenders]

Dogs and Tumblr

[emilianadarling]

[thehappysorceress]

always reblog

[thekatediary-deactivated2017031]

you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

[chelseaashcroft]

matrucka

[matrucka]

This is the most beautiful post.

[bou48]

January: yes! Yes! Everything will be amazing in 2015 February: I need a doctor

[90s90s90s]

[spiritguide]

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

[doktordyper]

If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that Princess Diana once asked Freddie Mercury to dress her up like a man and sneak her into a gay club, and he did it.

[cassywinchestertheangel-deactiv]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shitshilarious]

there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking

[matrucka]

the sass master himself.

[classyposts]

[kontrollsysteme]

how is this possible

[spookypuke]

how

[black--lamb-blog]

NICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[privatebarb]

Education Moment: Just incase you forgot who runs rap … *pats you on the head* go ahead enjoy the rest of your day :-)

[chelseaashcroft]

She is glorious. 

[oscarwetnwilde]

[sirhorrorshow-of-midgard-blog]

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

[johnwatsonisgay-deactivated2014]

Love this guy seriously

[yoursweetdisposition-13]

[samanticshift-deactivated202404]

male cashier: you’re too pretty to be wearing all that eye makeup.

me: you’re too irrelevant to be commenting on my appearance.

[stcryptid]

#Oh my god its a fucking compliment shut up

[samanticshift-deactivated202404]

the fact that some of you people can’t distinguish between a compliment and a criticism blunted with a weak compliment blows my fucking mind

[christel-thoughts]

misogyny has them thinking whenever a man says pretty, you should be thankful.

[dogsupporter3000]

BOYS TO AVOID: -boys that are against feminism -boys that call girls sluts and whores -boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex -white boys that use the n word -bronies

[phoneticmeow]

davidthedeer:

GIRLS TO AVOID:

-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men

-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of people

BOYS TO AVOID: -tumblr user davidthedeer

[babyanimalpics]

[matrucka]

OMG