[lumism]

vecna: the simple human mind cannot even begin to comprehend the indescribable horrors of this realm

stranger things kids, comprehending easily: those are blorbos from our game

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[paper-mario-wiki]

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

[jewishpangolin]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[his-shining-tears]

[phannah--montana]

what if we kissed while the two musical motifs representing our characters overlapped, complimenting each other perfectly

[pokemon-npcs]

“Are the Ditto Five responsible for this? The Ditto Five love humans so much that they transform into humans. They are very troublesome! They mean no harm, but they mess up people’s relationships, so they are registered as wanted Pokémon.”

[big-hungry-gryphon]

What did he do with the real Officer B

[fantaboy91]

Officer B shows up right after this scene. Though it’s heavily implied that Officer B was actually another Ditto that learned human speech all along.

[fantaboy91]

Since you asked for an explanation I will elaborate. I just re-played through Pokemon Ultra Sun so this is fresh on my mind. Basically when you do this side-quest, you search for the Ditto Five which are disguised as humans in Konikoni city of Akala island.

After the scene in this photo set, which is the start of the quest, Officer B returns and says how he was out on sick leave. Then you find the other four ditto disguised as the Lomilomi masseuse, the chef at the restaurant, the herbal medicine salesman and Olivia herself.

When you finished defeating or catching all five, Officer A thanks you and starts saying something along the lines of: Although they look identical to humans, the Ditto Five were easy to find because they can’t speak. But imagine if a Ditto learned human speech and lived among us, without us ever knowing. As he says this, the camera slowly zooms in on the face of Officer B. Afterward when you talk to Officer B, he says: Ditto is a truly amazing Pokemon.

And that’s the end of the side quest.

[songsofwaterandnight]

HELLO??

[mallgothed]

you guys are the real heroes

[hikergirl]

[dykedekuremade]

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

[persona5png]

Excuse me??

[bubobubosibericus]

Yep. That’s entirely true.

[killowave]

[captain-raptor]

there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

[gunzomi]

I don’t get it can someone explain :(

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Who’s the first pokemon meme: From left to right Mew - Game lore, Mew was the genetic ancestor of all modern pokemon, it was the “first” pokemon Rhydon - purported to be the first pokemon designed by the game designers. It is the “first” pokemon actually created Bulbasaur - In the Pokedex, in number order, Bulbasaur is pokemon 001. Bulbasaur is the “first” pokemon. Arceus - Game Lore, Arceus is the literal God of Creation, Arceus was is and ever shall be, Arceus is the beginning and the end the alpha and the omega, Arceus created the world, but it’s still a pokemon (and you can catch it). Since Arceus existed before the world, Arceus is the “first” pokemon. Note: Don’t try to reconcile conflicting game lore, that way lies madness.

[kitsnicket]

This show was the funniest fucking thing

[chongoblog]

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

[artgirllullaby]

If I remember correctly it eventually got out.

Apparently this was a rehearsal for the scene, so the extinguisher was a prop one (hence the moment Miranda sassy looks at the camera/crew for how he was acting her in panic), so they went on to it.

But someone had switched the extinguisher to the actual fire thrower that would be used on the scene (I dont remember if was proposital or not or simply a mistake because they were meant to be identical).

So this is their actual reaction, cause when he pressed the valve, he really wasnt expecting to fire come out, neither was Miranda, so their reaction is 100% genuine and they did freak out as on tape.

The thing went out so well they were unable to reenact their reactions or surprise as the first time on rehearsal, so the rehearsal scene was kept and put it into the actual episode.

[zordonmlw7]

Are you telling me Miranda was eating that carrot with whip cream for fun and not because the scene called for it.

[homunculus-argument]

We live in an age of regrettably half-assed insults. I would have done great at like 1654 where you could walk up to someone you don't like and just say shit like "how cruel can nature be, that now age denies you wisdom, as youth once forbade you beauty" and get stabbed.

[raptorific]

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

[orestian-deactivated20180120]

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

[fandomsonceandforever]

Someone make a movie please.

[raptorific]

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

[raspberrysgod]

deleting all my dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (save the world at 12, share an underwater kiss at 16, gets his memory wiped and only remembers me, then we fall into a pit of death together, survive, then share a kiss where our parents rivalry started)

[candela888-deactivated20250324]

Regions of the West Coast of the USA