Mats is god

[matsisgod]

If I were a Rino you would be dead right now

[matsisgod]

Wednesday's Goo Goo Muck is this generations Thiller

[matsisgod]

Life is a highway and I'm the roadkill

[matsisgod]

Poor Mexico, so close to America and so far away from god

-My 7 grade Spanish book

[matsisgod]

What's the best way to cheer someone up?

Give them food, I'm sure they will appreci-ate it :)

[matsisgod]

I'm just like other girls

I'm quarky

[matsisgod]

Fun fact I found out from bowling

You can sing the melody of Paradise City to almost every song and it will work

[fandomsandfeminism]

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

[fandomsandfeminism]

Just a few more. This is a big trend. 

[royalturkeyz]

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

When is titty cupcake day?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Today!

[fandomsandfeminism]

Remember to have yourself a titty cupcake this Saturday!

[ykantspel]

Titty cupcakes are apparently part of the thing, so I think it’s funny that this specific image makes it look like Saint Agatha of Sicily is carrying pastries.

[fandomsandfeminism]

I have excellent news for you. The titty cupcakes are a thing *because* so many of the paintings of St. Agatha look like she’s holding a plate of pastries.

People didn’t always know the stories behind all the saints. There are a lot after all. And even a talented artist is going to struggle to convey that the pale tan lumps on a plate are, ya know, not little bread rolls or cakes or whatever.

People got a little mixed up, and the association between Agatha and pastries stuck around.

[matsisgod]

There are two types of people.

People living in the now, and dead people.

Choose who you want to be

[lesbianrey]

starting to understand when christians are all like ‘i’m praying for your soul’ bc that’s how i feel when i see yall posting about euphoria

[moreglitter]

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

[matsisgod]

#pure chaos personified

[nostarielstuff]

I think I like the bed fandom.

[matsisgod]

Cooking with friends:

Listening to Let It Go, proceeds to cry over a potato

"I'm cry"

[matsisgod]

What's the problem with Catwoman?

Nothing, she's simply prrrrfect

[matsisgod]

Our socialscience teacher just called Jesus J-boy

[matsisgod]

My favourite show is b99 and my friends favorit is The Office and we are constantly in a titel of your sextape Vs. That's what she said battle

[matsisgod]

One of the things I hate most in life is when you come home and it smells like someone's making pancakes so you get all exited but when you walk into the kitchen there your dad is just frying some frickin' vego schnitzel