Matt from HR

Head and sole member of PEIP HR

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Hello PEIP personel,

For those unfamiliar my name is Matt and I am the only HR representative for PEIP. I take great pride in my job of helping make sure that PEIP maintains the highest quality of interpersonal collaboration and that the working atmosphere is a healthy one. Stop fucking the monsters im begging you.

It has recently become and expansion of my job to monitor the posts of all PEIP personel, because you lot can't be trusted. All organization wide announcements and memos will be sent through your email and posted here.

My office is always open to questions and concerns. As always remember that Saftey is our top most priority! SO STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE MONSTERS.

Best,

Mathew Hubert

(He/Him/His)

Human Resources Dept.

Special Unit P.E.I.P

Email | [email protected]

Ooc below the cut

Hey guys it's Dingus! I made this silly guy to deal with all the monsterfuckers at peip. Go ahead and terrorize the man! This account will allow nsfw asks given the nature of the blog but I will respond to them at my own disclosure.

Have fun!

[matt-from-peip-hr]

You’re a particularly anxious man. Would you like a cat in approximately three months?

@john-macnamara

...what?

[john-macnamara]

I obtained newborn cats. Research says they should be separated after 10-12 weeks. I do not want multiple kittens in my home.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Goodness!

[john-macnamara]

Update they’re going to a shelter.

Still I think you could use a pet.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I don't know if now is the best time for that.

[john-macnamara]

Understandable.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I just wouldn't be around to care for a kitten.

[john-macnamara]

Ah I see, I see.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

How many did you get?

[john-macnamara]

I didn’t get them, they appeared. And five plus a mother

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Cats tend to do that.

[john-macnamara]

Apparently.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well I'm glad they found you.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

You’re a particularly anxious man. Would you like a cat in approximately three months?

@john-macnamara

...what?

[john-macnamara]

I obtained newborn cats. Research says they should be separated after 10-12 weeks. I do not want multiple kittens in my home.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Goodness!

[john-macnamara]

Update they’re going to a shelter.

Still I think you could use a pet.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I don't know if now is the best time for that.

[john-macnamara]

Understandable.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I just wouldn't be around to care for a kitten.

[john-macnamara]

Ah I see, I see.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

How many did you get?

[john-macnamara]

I didn’t get them, they appeared. And five plus a mother

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Cats tend to do that.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Time for council meeting two: electric boogaloo?

@second-chances-are-hot

I doubt you can make a bigger wave than last time.

[second-chances-are-hot]

I don't plan to. Unless someone starts something, I'm just gonna sit back and listen today.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

First full meeting actually on the council and you don't plan on starting something? Disappointing.

[second-chances-are-hot]

I can't just tear them down all the time. I have to show that I want to help, not just destroy the status quo.

That's what Grams says at least.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Well you can't go against Gram

[second-chances-are-hot]

Yeah yeah I know.

I'll save the heavy stuff for the next big meeting.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Exciting nonetheless. You need transportation I assume?

[second-chances-are-hot]

Yeeeaaaaah

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Alright give me a sec. I think Dama can send you the stone.

[second-chances-are-hot]

Thanks.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[A few minutes later Al's phone dings and then the teleportation stone appears in front of it]

[second-chances-are-hot]

Oh that's nifty.

[Al takes it, appearing outside the castle.]

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[Dama is outside the castle on the phone with Viv]

Yes I think it sent-

Does it say sent?

Where would it say sent?

[second-chances-are-hot]

Right below the text. Sometimes it's check marks.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Ah! Alice! See Vivian it did work.

Glad you made it. They're a bit of a dinosaur with new tech.

[second-chances-are-hot]

Texting been around for...a while.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

I can text just fine, she means the new spell she added to my phone.

[second-chances-are-hot]

If it's magic does it count as tech?

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Yeah cause it's in the phone. It's a blend of the two. Remind me to show you some of my work some time.

[second-chances-are-hot]

Maybe if we have time after the meeting.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

We'll see Mr. Time limit. These things can go long. Good luck. Love you Dama.

[second-chances-are-hot]

Hey fuck you I didn't choose the time limit.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Yeah-

I love you too bambina.

[Cyrus hangs up]

Are you ready?

[second-chances-are-hot]

As much as I can be.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Then shall we?

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al nods, following them inside.]

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[Cyrus heads the to center of the room with their can as they did last time activating the magic within the council walls]

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al takes a breath, heading over to their seat and sitting down.]

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[The meeting begins with mostly boring things, there is some talk of Beltane celebrations and where they should be held. It seems most of them have decided which of the covens in a local area hosts but some do have conflicting ideas and require a vote from the council to decide for them]

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al vaguely remembers Beltane being one of the big witchy holidays. They make a mental note of which celebration will be closest to Hatchetfield before eyeing up the options, determining which ones they would vote for. They pick a combination of people who support their cause and some that don't, hoping that it leans them more in their favor.]

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[The meeting continues bringing up other matters for a few more hours]

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Christ, Viv wasn't kidding about these things dragging on.]

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[Sneakily a paper airplane winds up by Al's feet]

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al subtely picks it up, unfolding the airplane.]

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[Inside was a cartoon drawing of Al looking bored]

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al fights back a snort, sneaking a glance over to Brandon.]

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[Brandon is the epitome of focused but he has a small smile on]

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al flips the paper over under the table and writes on the other side.]

Can you blame me?

[veronica-lawson-phd]

[Al sees that Brandon suddenly looks like he's taking notes and ink appears on the corner of the sheet]

Usually they aren't as entertaining as the last one.

[second-chances-are-hot]

Damn. Didn't realize I was that cool.

[veronica-lawson-phd]

Don't lie, you know exactly how cool that was.

[second-chances-are-hot]

Maybe. Ugh I can't believe I have wait until the annual to do anything fun

[veronica-lawson-phd]

You don't think monthly reports are fun?

[second-chances-are-hot]

Oh you know the answer to that.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

:)

[matt-from-peip-hr]

You’re a particularly anxious man. Would you like a cat in approximately three months?

@john-macnamara

...what?

[john-macnamara]

I obtained newborn cats. Research says they should be separated after 10-12 weeks. I do not want multiple kittens in my home.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Goodness!

[john-macnamara]

Update they’re going to a shelter.

Still I think you could use a pet.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I don't know if now is the best time for that.

[john-macnamara]

Understandable.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I just wouldn't be around to care for a kitten.

[john-macnamara]

Ah I see, I see.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

How many did you get?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

You’re a particularly anxious man. Would you like a cat in approximately three months?

@john-macnamara

...what?

[john-macnamara]

I obtained newborn cats. Research says they should be separated after 10-12 weeks. I do not want multiple kittens in my home.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Goodness!

[john-macnamara]

Update they’re going to a shelter.

Still I think you could use a pet.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I don't know if now is the best time for that.

[john-macnamara]

Understandable.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I just wouldn't be around to care for a kitten.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

You’re a particularly anxious man. Would you like a cat in approximately three months?

@john-macnamara

...what?

[john-macnamara]

I obtained newborn cats. Research says they should be separated after 10-12 weeks. I do not want multiple kittens in my home.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Goodness!

[john-macnamara]

Update they’re going to a shelter.

Still I think you could use a pet.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I don't know if now is the best time for that.

[john-macnamara]

Understandable.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I just wouldn't be around to care for a kitten.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen nods, signing the contract before handing the pen to Matt.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs soon after]

Thank you again, I don't know where else I would find someone who is documented as knowing about peip and is willing to look into other bases.

[spies-lost-in-time]

It will be my pleasure. Is there anything specific I'm looking for, or just overall corruption?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

There is a woman, General Nelson who has been specifically targeting General Macnamara in the hopes of either getting him fired or possibly killed. I want you to find her recommendations for all other generals and compare them to the ones she's made for General Macnamara. If you find any additional corruption that's wonderful but general Nelson is the priority.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...ah. Considering your concern for bias, I should warn you that John and I are not exactly fond of each other.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Yes but you also are a partner of Curt who strongly dislikes General Nelson. Should your credentials have to be questioned in a court of law I believe you would be found unbiased.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...that would require outing Curt to prove.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt shakes his head.]

It would be enough considering he and you both traveled from the same time and life together. A close relationship doesn't always mean romantic.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Fair enough. I'll start looking into the other base.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Thank you very much.

[Matt pulls out the flash drive]

Here is the data I am asking you to hold onto.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen takes it, putting it in his pocket.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Thank you again Owen.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen nods, signing the contract before handing the pen to Matt.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs soon after]

Thank you again, I don't know where else I would find someone who is documented as knowing about peip and is willing to look into other bases.

[spies-lost-in-time]

It will be my pleasure. Is there anything specific I'm looking for, or just overall corruption?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

There is a woman, General Nelson who has been specifically targeting General Macnamara in the hopes of either getting him fired or possibly killed. I want you to find her recommendations for all other generals and compare them to the ones she's made for General Macnamara. If you find any additional corruption that's wonderful but general Nelson is the priority.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...ah. Considering your concern for bias, I should warn you that John and I are not exactly fond of each other.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Yes but you also are a partner of Curt who strongly dislikes General Nelson. Should your credentials have to be questioned in a court of law I believe you would be found unbiased.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...that would require outing Curt to prove.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt shakes his head.]

It would be enough considering he and you both traveled from the same time and life together. A close relationship doesn't always mean romantic.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Fair enough. I'll start looking into the other base.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Thank you very much.

[Matt pulls out the flash drive]

Here is the data I am asking you to hold onto.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen nods, signing the contract before handing the pen to Matt.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs soon after]

Thank you again, I don't know where else I would find someone who is documented as knowing about peip and is willing to look into other bases.

[spies-lost-in-time]

It will be my pleasure. Is there anything specific I'm looking for, or just overall corruption?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

There is a woman, General Nelson who has been specifically targeting General Macnamara in the hopes of either getting him fired or possibly killed. I want you to find her recommendations for all other generals and compare them to the ones she's made for General Macnamara. If you find any additional corruption that's wonderful but general Nelson is the priority.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...ah. Considering your concern for bias, I should warn you that John and I are not exactly fond of each other.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Yes but you also are a partner of Curt who strongly dislikes General Nelson. Should your credentials have to be questioned in a court of law I believe you would be found unbiased.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...that would require outing Curt to prove.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt shakes his head.]

It would be enough considering he and you both traveled from the same time and life together. A close relationship doesn't always mean romantic.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Fair enough. I'll start looking into the other base.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Thank you very much.

[Matt pulls out the flash drive]

Here is the data I am asking you to hold onto.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen nods, signing the contract before handing the pen to Matt.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs soon after]

Thank you again, I don't know where else I would find someone who is documented as knowing about peip and is willing to look into other bases.

[spies-lost-in-time]

It will be my pleasure. Is there anything specific I'm looking for, or just overall corruption?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

There is a woman, General Nelson who has been specifically targeting General Macnamara in the hopes of either getting him fired or possibly killed. I want you to find her recommendations for all other generals and compare them to the ones she's made for General Macnamara. If you find any additional corruption that's wonderful but general Nelson is the priority.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...ah. Considering your concern for bias, I should warn you that John and I are not exactly fond of each other.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Yes but you also are a partner of Curt who strongly dislikes General Nelson. Should your credentials have to be questioned in a court of law I believe you would be found unbiased.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...that would require outing Curt to prove.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt shakes his head.]

It would be enough considering he and you both traveled from the same time and life together. A close relationship doesn't always mean romantic.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen nods, signing the contract before handing the pen to Matt.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs soon after]

Thank you again, I don't know where else I would find someone who is documented as knowing about peip and is willing to look into other bases.

[spies-lost-in-time]

It will be my pleasure. Is there anything specific I'm looking for, or just overall corruption?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

There is a woman, General Nelson who has been specifically targeting General Macnamara in the hopes of either getting him fired or possibly killed. I want you to find her recommendations for all other generals and compare them to the ones she's made for General Macnamara. If you find any additional corruption that's wonderful but general Nelson is the priority.

[spies-lost-in-time]

...ah. Considering your concern for bias, I should warn you that John and I are not exactly fond of each other.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Yes but you also are a partner of Curt who strongly dislikes General Nelson. Should your credentials have to be questioned in a court of law I believe you would be found unbiased.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen nods, signing the contract before handing the pen to Matt.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs soon after]

Thank you again, I don't know where else I would find someone who is documented as knowing about peip and is willing to look into other bases.

[spies-lost-in-time]

It will be my pleasure. Is there anything specific I'm looking for, or just overall corruption?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

There is a woman, General Nelson who has been specifically targeting General Macnamara in the hopes of either getting him fired or possibly killed. I want you to find her recommendations for all other generals and compare them to the ones she's made for General Macnamara. If you find any additional corruption that's wonderful but general Nelson is the priority.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Owen nods, signing the contract before handing the pen to Matt.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs soon after]

Thank you again, I don't know where else I would find someone who is documented as knowing about peip and is willing to look into other bases.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

Anything you wish to add or change before we sign?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt finishes looking over it]

No it all looks appropriate.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Alright then.

[Owen grabs a file and pulls out one of his standard job contracts, filling in the blanks for the details of the mission.]

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt looks over it as well appreciating the formatting]

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Matt knocks on Owen and Curts door. He knows Curts gone for the day but that's alright. It's Owen he needs to talk to. ]

@matt-from-peip-hr

[Owen opens it, standing aside for Matt to come in.]

Curt's out of town, I'm afraid, but you are welcome to stay if you wish.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Oh I actually know that I was hoping to speak with you if possible.

[Matt steps in]

[spies-lost-in-time]

What about?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Your freelance work if possible. I was wondering if you would be interested in a job.

[spies-lost-in-time]

[Now Owen is intrigued.]

What sort of job?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt sighs]

It might be best if I just explain the situation. There are a few roles I could use filled and if any fit your skill set or if you knew anyone who could help I would appreciate but at a bare minimum I would like to hire you to hold onto a flashdrive of information regarding an internal investigation and should I be injured or go missing hand it over to Cal Brady.

[spies-lost-in-time]

That is certainly within my wheelhouse. What other jobs are you hoping to fill?

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Well, as it is currently I need an unbiased party to run and analyze performance statistics or at least review the ones I completed. I also will need someone to investigate the accuracy of a different base's performance and compare it to what they are currently reporting. It should be done by an outside party but due to the secrecy of what the organization does it's highly likely they would reject and push back against it.

[Matt runs a hand through his hair a bit stressed]

Which allows for continued bias, hence why I'm sourcing outside anyway.

[spies-lost-in-time]

Investigating secret organization is my bread and butter my friend. Though into to know I'm unbiased, I will need to know what I could be biased against.

However, before we discuss too many details, we should discuss payment.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

Of course. What are your rates?

[spies-lost-in-time]

Considering our personal relationship, I'm willing to give you a discount. For keeping the flashdrive safe, $50 dollars for every day I'm in charge of it. For the other two jobs, $300 each. If I run into too much trouble, it becomes $500.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

[Matt nods]

That's very generous thank you.

[spies-lost-in-time]

You're welcome.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

Should we write up a contract?

[spies-lost-in-time]

If you would prefer to.

[matt-from-peip-hr]

I would. That way if you are discovered you have proof that you aren't just randomly breaking in to a secure government facility.