matt

[matt-the-beautiful]

hhi

this is matt from eddsworld

his last blog got eaten by tumblr

be nice to him

[matt-the-beautiful]

is tom visible today?

VERY :D

[matt-the-beautiful]

i am the most beautiful living thing in this house! but if we weren't just talking about living things, i'd say my room is more beautiful, because of all of the pictures of me, and mirrors my face can be reflected in!

[c0la-addict]

ringo is more beautiful

[matt-the-beautiful]

nope!

[matt-the-beautiful]

i am the most beautiful living thing in this house! but if we weren't just talking about living things, i'd say my room is more beautiful, because of all of the pictures of me, and mirrors my face can be reflected in!

[super-cool-guy-fr]

hi tumblers

past version of matt ( @matt-the-beautiful )

maffirmations = matt + affirmations

he will post affirmations as well as,, general stuff and answering asks

fun fact: he has not updated his prescription in so long, but refuses to admit that he can't see through the glasses, so he peers over the top of them a lot

[bass-play3r]

hi

i play bass. badly. still counts

this is my teenage tom blog!! he doesn't really go by tom much. introduces himself to people as thomas n all that, but edd and matt like to call him tom, and some other people have also picked up the habit.

adult tom = @thomas-tomska

also this dude has braces

l bozo

[matt-the-beautiful]

small tom 🙂

[pest-control-jerp]

he's been emailing tord anonymously or something,,

og image + matt overlay on og image

[matt-the-beautiful]

are you still in the corner?

i don't remember why i'm in the corner, but i probably deserved it :[

[he's not high anymore]

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

"UH-UH. NO. NO. come here. come— come h e r e, matt. you want to see ringo?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the kittyyy??

[red-leader44]

"yes! look—"

[TORD calls for RINGO, and. oh! shes. been under the bed the whole time.]

[he holds RINGO]

"if you stay here, I will let you hold kitty."

[matt-the-beautiful]

hold kitty…

[red-leader44]

"yes. you stay, and you get to hold kitty. dont leave the room with kitty, yeah?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh..

[red-leader44]

"alright. come here and take kitty. shes been through alot, so be gentle."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he goes over to take RINGO, with his hands out for her]

[red-leader44]

[he gives him RINGO]

"geeentle."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he's gentle with her. surprisingly gentle. then he unhinges his jaw like a snake and starts slowly moving her towards his mouth]

[red-leader44]

[TORD snatches her out of MATT's arms]

"NO."

[matt-the-beautiful]

:[

[red-leader44]

"bad matt. youre being very bad— go into the corner. go to the corner right now."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he retreats to the corner and sits in shame]

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

"UH-UH. NO. NO. come here. come— come h e r e, matt. you want to see ringo?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the kittyyy??

[red-leader44]

"yes! look—"

[TORD calls for RINGO, and. oh! shes. been under the bed the whole time.]

[he holds RINGO]

"if you stay here, I will let you hold kitty."

[matt-the-beautiful]

hold kitty…

[red-leader44]

"yes. you stay, and you get to hold kitty. dont leave the room with kitty, yeah?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh..

[red-leader44]

"alright. come here and take kitty. shes been through alot, so be gentle."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he goes over to take RINGO, with his hands out for her]

[red-leader44]

[he gives him RINGO]

"geeentle."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he's gentle with her. surprisingly gentle. then he unhinges his jaw like a snake and starts slowly moving her towards his mouth]

[red-leader44]

[TORD snatches her out of MATT's arms]

"NO."

[matt-the-beautiful]

:[

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

"UH-UH. NO. NO. come here. come— come h e r e, matt. you want to see ringo?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the kittyyy??

[red-leader44]

"yes! look—"

[TORD calls for RINGO, and. oh! shes. been under the bed the whole time.]

[he holds RINGO]

"if you stay here, I will let you hold kitty."

[matt-the-beautiful]

hold kitty…

[red-leader44]

"yes. you stay, and you get to hold kitty. dont leave the room with kitty, yeah?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh..

[red-leader44]

"alright. come here and take kitty. shes been through alot, so be gentle."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he goes over to take RINGO, with his hands out for her]

[red-leader44]

[he gives him RINGO]

"geeentle."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he's gentle with her. surprisingly gentle. then he unhinges his jaw like a snake and starts slowly moving her towards his mouth]

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

"UH-UH. NO. NO. come here. come— come h e r e, matt. you want to see ringo?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the kittyyy??

[red-leader44]

"yes! look—"

[TORD calls for RINGO, and. oh! shes. been under the bed the whole time.]

[he holds RINGO]

"if you stay here, I will let you hold kitty."

[matt-the-beautiful]

hold kitty…

[red-leader44]

"yes. you stay, and you get to hold kitty. dont leave the room with kitty, yeah?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh..

[red-leader44]

"alright. come here and take kitty. shes been through alot, so be gentle."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he goes over to take RINGO, with his hands out for her]

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

"UH-UH. NO. NO. come here. come— come h e r e, matt. you want to see ringo?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the kittyyy??

[red-leader44]

"yes! look—"

[TORD calls for RINGO, and. oh! shes. been under the bed the whole time.]

[he holds RINGO]

"if you stay here, I will let you hold kitty."

[matt-the-beautiful]

hold kitty…

[red-leader44]

"yes. you stay, and you get to hold kitty. dont leave the room with kitty, yeah?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh..

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

"UH-UH. NO. NO. come here. come— come h e r e, matt. you want to see ringo?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the kittyyy??

[red-leader44]

"yes! look—"

[TORD calls for RINGO, and. oh! shes. been under the bed the whole time.]

[he holds RINGO]

"if you stay here, I will let you hold kitty."

[matt-the-beautiful]

hold kitty…

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

"UH-UH. NO. NO. come here. come— come h e r e, matt. you want to see ringo?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the kittyyy??

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…

[red-leader44]

"...okay you should lie down."

[matt-the-beautiful]

no, i’m gonna go n’.. do stuff…

[that’s a bad idea. THAT’S A BAD IDEA.]

[red-leader44]

[i guess MATT is just. in the base now.]

@matt-the-beautiful

[indeed he is]

"um. why are you here, again?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

my friends are here! ..somewhere!

[red-leader44]

"your— okay, yeah, uh. what are their names?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

umm.. tim and todd! wait, no…

tom and tord!

[red-leader44]

"OH!— um, hold on, I think i know where they are, uh— follow me! theyre in the medical wing!"

[aand he starts walking]

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! why are they there? what happened? who are you?

[he’d asking SO MANY questions]

[red-leader44]

"um, I dont know, I dont know— and im Adrien, nice to meet you—"

[matt-the-beautiful]

i’m matt!

[red-leader44]

"well, matt, glad to have you! say, are you interested in joining the read army?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

nah!

[red-leader44]

"are you sure? we have great benefits!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

do you have dental?

[he bares his teeth, fangs and all]

[red-leader44]

"..woah mama. um— yeees?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

great! i’ll consider it.

[red-leader44]

"good! okay, so medical is juuuust though that door. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

okay! so.. i can just go in, right?

[red-leader44]

"yeah!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[and so he does]

[red-leader44]

[inside are TOM and TORD. TOM is asleep. TORD is just sort of chilling.]

"ah, Matt! what are you doing here?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

why are you guys here? in the medical wing. where i can smell.. blood..-

[he shakes his head]

just- why are you in here? what happened?

[red-leader44]

"oh, uh. you know that william guy? the bitch?"

[matt-the-beautiful]

the guy who hurt my face and beat me up?

[red-leader44]

"mhm. he shot me, so I shot him, theenn..uh, thomas got electrocuted. so."

[matt-the-beautiful]

oh.

[red-leader44]

"yup."

[matt-the-beautiful]

are um.. are the people here uh…

free pickings?

[he grins; his fangs on full display]

[red-leader44]

"absolutely not."

[matt-the-beautiful]

awww… :[

i’n hungryyy…

…

i’ll just.. drink from one of tom’s open wounds, or something.

[red-leader44]

"we probably have bags of blood somewhere, you know. for blood transfusions."

[matt-the-beautiful]

but tom is literally right here! and he’s literally full of blood!

[red-leader44]

"he is also; injured! we both are!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

yeahh.. that blood’s just oozing out…

[red-leader44]

"no. bad matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

just a liiiittle bit of his blood..! a little.. tiny… bit…

[he’s trying to unwrap some of tom’s bandages discreetly]

[red-leader44]

"HEY. I will throw my shoe at your face. stop that. no. bad Matt. bad. matt."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[MATT hisses at TORD]

[red-leader44]

[TORD is holding his shoe up]

"ill do it! back away! this has steel in it! you can have a bag of blood instead!"

[matt-the-beautiful]

[nnnope. he starts drinking from the wound. how the fuck is TOM not waking up? idk, TOM’s weird like that ig]

[red-leader44]

[TORD throws his shoe at MATT]

[matt-the-beautiful]

[he absolutely tanks that shit, like a true hungry boy]

[red-leader44]

"...yknow what. I dont feel like getting up— just dont drink too much."

[matt-the-beautiful]

[when MATT eventually stops, his.. pupils are dilated]

wwOah, do NOT go in there, ehehe..

[red-leader44]

"...are. what is this— are you high. are you high off Tom's blood."

[matt-the-beautiful]

what’s in this..? tastes spicyyy…

[tom’s iv isn’t connected right now, so it’s not that]

[red-leader44]

"uh. dont worry about it."

[matt-the-beautiful]

edd’s in heeeeelllllll… eeheeheeee…