Matt Urban

Memes

[snipertf2-archive]

[skoople]

the world.. is in turmoil. and people.. are in pain. even still we can take comfort in knowing that there is bucket of wet slop. grins.

[kiiingsnake]

dads the same in all universes 

[rslashrats]

the fact that real people went to dashcon and that they walk among us is terrifying to me

[shakuras3nder]

Where did you say they were walking?

[rslashrats]

[relelvance]

[prismatic-bell]

I was there, Gandalf.

They still owe me $40.

[hockpock]

Wow, thanks for implying i should be shot because i went to a convention for a thing i enjoy. Seriously. Fuck you.

[rslashrats]

what part of this post said i want to shoot people who went to dashcon

[charlesoberonn]

r/HistoryMemes has a 20 years rule where they can’t make memes about events more recent than 20 years old.

Which means that starting this September they’ll be able to post about 9/11 and the War on Terror.

[realultimatepower]

[blackpyrefly]

no met gala look will ever top cee lo greens powerful sorcerers garb from the grammys that one time

[civvic]

sincerely the best part of all of this is that he later claimed that he was never physically present at the grammys, and the figure seen here was an entirely different entity called "Gnarly Davidson"

[justcatposts]

When you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes back 

(Source)

[everythingfox]

Guy helps stray cat drink from public fountain

[suyins]

wasnt azula being fatphobic when she called iroh uncle fatso??

you’re right…. let me add fatphobe to the list of Why Azula is Problematic right underneath her multiple war crimes

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[dandelions-dancing]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (3)

[violsva]

Futhermore: “tumblr” as you experience it is defined entirely by whom you’re following. If you think tumblr doesn’t focus enough on recovery or female artists or Jason Momoa, follow some recovery/female artists/Jason Momoa blogs, and tumblr will change.

[heartlessharless]

THIS. People are always going on about “tumblr is so toxic” like there’s a singular tumblr experience and we’re all helpless to escape it. UNFOLLOW PEOPLE. If someone’s putting bullshit on your dash, just unfollow them. Follow new people. It really is that simple. Tumblr is what you make it.

[mojoflower]

Useful.

[unalaq]

"aang is so childish!" bro, you're not gonna believe this,

[cadaverkeys]

[transmechanicus]

Jealous mine pad fucks most severely whilst thou squat in a most undignified hovel art though not?

[guerrillatech]

[doubleca5t]

They gotta keep up with the competition

[moogotron]

[egg-buddy]

[momo-de-avis]

what the fuck is this monstrosity

[kirstenk080]

[mrsjadecurtiss]

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[spagettiejelly]

sent you where

[bread-of-death]

To Walmart

[radical-eve]

[ironbound-oberon]

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

[apersnicketylemon]

For real, it’s nearly every disabled person who deals with this shit. Artificial limbs cost more than many make in a year. Medications you need to literally stay alive, that keep your heart beating or your lungs breathing, your body processing sugar which is in everything, that keep your hormones’ regulated. Items that let you see or hear or walk. 

This is literally reality already for millions of people, including people you know. “Don’t cry to me when your ability to run is behind a paywall’ my ability to breathe, see, concentrate, and sleep already are. Help us. Fight against it NOW and stop joking about how it’s a hypothetical future because we’ve been suffering, we are suffering, and we’re dying and we didn’t make any choice. 

Help us.