mattdoesnotlike

this is a bunch of stuff that matt does not like

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People Calling Me "A Rockstar" for Performing Menial Tasks

All I did was forward you an email. That's it.

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Attempting to Inspire The Rock The man IS inspiration.

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Al Roker

Apparently his groin wreaks of cinnamon! I knew it!

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Tattoos Reminding You to “Breathe”

How about something useful like “Don’t Punch Children”?

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Carrot Soup

You're never very good, are you?

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Long Leather Coats

Lookin' good hombre.

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The Term "Gape"

It's a little rough.

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Ozzy Osbourne

Yeah, that's right. I don't even like Black Sabbath. There, I said it!

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Asking The Rock for a "Happy Birthday" on Twitter

You honestly think The Rock's got time for your shit buddy?

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Walking in a Row, Slowly Blocking the Entire Sidewalk

The only real proof that stupid people may have powerful magnets inside their bodies.

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Pedophile Glasses Without Lenses

You're a complete asshole with perfect 20/20 vision.

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Candid Self Portraits

How the hell did you sneak up on yourself? Seriously.

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Rap in the 90's

Come on, that shit was terrible.

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Joseph Gordon Levitt

Can't really pinpoint this one but yeah, what an asshole.

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Cats

I can't stand those guys.