#horrible idea

[employee1618152017]

*gives him a burger with a pattie made of anon but shhhh nobody tell him that*

> [The burger plops into the water, it falling apart and soaking the buns]

> […You’re not eating that]

> [10/10]

[im-aya]

Maybe I'll just run away before I have to go meet her.

[sell-my-soul]

it turns out that doing a fitness circuit, forty minutes of yoga, and jerking off three times is not good if you do it all in one day. yes, you will end up feeling completely boneless, but at what cost...

[etheltempest]

me when i’m in a “cooking up some complete bullshit” competition and my opponent is the NCAA

[yourlocaleldritchbitch]

Alright, I have concocted an au idea. It is a mix between Back To The Future and Portal. The concept is that Doc brown would be an employee/scientist who works at aperture labs and replaces the role of Wheatley, but instead of helping Chell escape, he’s helping Marty who is one of the last remaining test subjects

[make-cutump-canon]

hey what would happen if you injected latexes from changed with determination from undertale

[idkwidatp]

POMNI YOU SMARTY PANTS ILYSM

[roofhorse]

So it was my brother's birthday the other day, and knowing how much tumblr loves a stupid recipe I feel obligated to share the horrible concotion we came up with by mixing leftovers after everyone else had left:

2 shots of gin

a freshly squeezed half tangerine

leftover cinnamon sugar (preferrably from the bottom of a basket of raincakes)

put it in a shaker with some ice ang give it a good few pumps

finally, pour into a glass and add some tonic

My absolute freak of a brother somehow enjoyed it but I straight up couldn't finish it. And between the two of us I'm usually the one who likes gin.

So yeah if any of you have malfunctioning tastebuds like him, have at it