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[yarrayora]

secondo is the only don in vongola's history to have fought without a weapon. it is believed that the strength of his flame of wrath was so strong that a personalized weapon was unnecessary.

obviously it had nothing to do with the fact that his own weapon was an imitation of his uncle's

(something something what if primo was a wonderful boss and friend but a terrible parent)

[yarrayora]

my headcanon on why nobody knows hibari's real age: his family is just as fucked up as vongola

[yarrayora]

tags by @scream-scream-scream

#tsuna was willing to overlook hibari being a teen father #but not hibari leaving namimori #priorities amiright?

#given that fon must have been the arcobaleno for a few decades (accounting for luce and aria) #that age gap between our kyoya and fon really is #something

#la vongola has the italian levels of melodrama and political intrigue and backstabbing #the medicis of the mafia

#i don’t know much about historical japanese family drama but i did grow up with asian soap operas #all those car crashes and mistresses and amnesiacs #and i diagnose the hibari family with All That

[yarrayora]

3318 propagaynda

[yarrayora]

KHR x SERVAMP

Tsuna is not great at defending himself from bullies. Not for the lack of skills but because he is used to the idea that he can't fight back. Reborn is planning to fix that. Somehow he manages to rope Tsuna into becoming an errand boy for the track and field club. They aren't the most violent of the bunch, but having someone to order around make their superiority complex rises a bunch.

And then they takes out their anger on Tsuna when they lose the Ekiden Championship in Tokyo. Reborn tells himself that this is necessary, that he can't pull the trigger just yet. He contacts Tsuna through the communication (slash tracking) device he sewed into his student's uniform, telling him that if Tsuna doesn't start fighting back he will be forced to kill those students who dare to lay a hand on the future Decimo.

But before Tsuna can make up his mind, someone else already throws a punch. "What the HELL are you guys doing?!"

And that's how Tsuna's first meeting with the Eve of Sloth and future executive of the Millefiore goes.

(The first person to save Tsuna just because he needs help)

[yarrayora]

obviously like tsuna looking like a giotto carbon copy while being japanese is manga logic, it doesn't have to make sense BUT

my headcanon is that when namimori locals look at tsuna he's kinda unnerving and maybe ugly because they're expecting japanese features on a japanese boy

but tsuna is a handsome boy by italian standard

[yarrayora]

Destined to live under your shadow

logically speaking, it would make sense for Secondo to be Primo's son but also can you imagine Giotto settling down let alone having sex with anyone and then not taking his wife with him to Japan (there is of course the option that he accidentally knocked someone up but lol. lmao.)

so like. what if i just invent the worst uncle-nephew relationship in the history of weeb sicily.

what if your cool rich popular uncle takes you away from your abusive father and you grow up with all of your needs fulfilled but at some point you realize people are treating you as an extension of your uncle no different from the cape he is wearing and your cool rich popular uncle starts getting upset that you are no longer a child that he needs to hide from the world anymore while simultaneously demanding for you to grow up

the empire your uncle built is in shambles and you think this is it this is your chance except at some point it doesn't feel like you have taken your rightful place at some point it feels like your uncle has handed everything to you just so he can fuck off somewhere else with his guardians

and you wonder if there's ever anything you own that has always been yours to begin with

[hopeswriting]

[ID: Colorless digital line art fanarts of Giotto and Secondo, from the manga and anime Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

1: Giotto's drawn from his hips up, facing the viewer. He smiles with his eyes closed, holding a pan of his cape over Secondo as a child, who's looking up at him.

Adult Secondo stands behind him, his back to him. He looks above his shoulder at Giotto, a guarded, cold but melancholic expression on his face. He's colored in grey like his kid version.

2: They're drawn from their neck up. Giotto smiles with his eyes closed again, and says next to Secondo's ear, "When you fail come crying to me, okay?"

Secondo looks struck and hurt.

The backgrounds are white. /End ID]

[yarrayora]

Mukuro canonically returned from hell and Vindice are a bunch of undeads so why not Changeling Primo?

[acerago]

sakuya regretting the mamahiru joke so hard right now

[acerago]

vtuber kuro whose avatar has jiggly physics

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

I'm well aware that timotheo adopting xanxus was to show that a vongola boss is kind and righteous

however as i mentioned many times before, the fact that they didn't expand on tsuna's vow to destroy vongola because the organization has turned rotten is disappointing, especially since the scene already showed the audience that the Family IS rotten now

so like. you're timotheo, the ninth boss of vongola. a stranger you have never met claimed she gave birth to your son. the boy looked like he could be the second generation's son, to be honest, but the flame convinced you even more that this boy is the man's descendant

so you accept him as your family, because regardless of whether you actually feel pity or love for him (and maybe those feelings are sincere) what kind of idiot would turn his flame away for the enemies to snatch away?

and like. i know this is meant to be a plot device but. somehow xanxus found his father's secret diary. somehow he found just the right passage about his birth.

but most importantly

somehow the 9th vongola boss thought it was a good idea to put that sensitive information in a diary instead of taking it to his grave

and then xanxus rebelled. and then the rightful heir, tsuna, defeated him and avenged the poor betrayed father.

the previously no-name, civilian-raised heir proved himself against the traitors and won the family's approval with that single fight

it could have been a story of a cunning scheme, where xanxus was set up as a foundation that paved the road towards tsuna's succession as the future vongola's boss

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

rereading khr and RIGHT before the kokuyo arc started timotheo ordered dino to test gokudera's loyalty with the promise of promotion and to kill him if he decided to leave tsuna’s side

I’M RIGHT! I’M RIGHT!!!! THAT KINDLY OLD MAN LOOK IS A RUSE

THIS IS A PROPAGANDA TO MAKE TSUNA FEELS COMFORTABLE WITH HIS POSITION AS THE CHOSEN HEIR

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

mikuni♣️mahiru♣️nicco

[acerago]

hoc volo, sic iubeo; sit pro ratione voluntas.

in 1905, Gustav-Adolf Mossa finished a painting titled Elle, depicting a nude giantess sitting on top of the corpses of bloodied men, her hair became a crow’s nest and her bare crotch was hidden by a black cat. It was his way to criticize women for trying to go against tradition, comparing the act of seeking liberation as malevolent perversion.

in 2022, tumblr user yarrayora went buckwild seeing the anti-feminist painting and decided it should be parodied as anime boys instead.

And here it is, Shirota Mahiru, a mage child who was raised outside of mage society, going against the tradition. He gains the affections of the vampires who prey on untrained mage children and dares to make loyal soldiers question their purpose.

He’s a femme fatale in my heart.

[peek-a-yaoi-blog]

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

i want servamp fans who found this post to know that mahoutsukai no restaurant was published in 2011, the same year servamp started its serialization

tanaka strike is braver than the US Marines

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

I'm well aware that timotheo adopting xanxus was to show that a vongola boss is kind and righteous

however as i mentioned many times before, the fact that they didn't expand on tsuna's vow to destroy vongola because the organization has turned rotten is disappointing, especially since the scene already showed the audience that the Family IS rotten now

so like. you're timotheo, the ninth boss of vongola. a stranger you have never met claimed she gave birth to your son. the boy looked like he could be the second generation's son, to be honest, but the flame convinced you even more that this boy is the man's descendant

so you accept him as your family, because regardless of whether you actually feel pity or love for him (and maybe those feelings are sincere) what kind of idiot would turn his flame away for the enemies to snatch away?

and like. i know this is meant to be a plot device but. somehow xanxus found his father's secret diary. somehow he found just the right passage about his birth.

but most importantly

somehow the 9th vongola boss thought it was a good idea to put that sensitive information in a diary instead of taking it to his grave

and then xanxus rebelled. and then the rightful heir, tsuna, defeated him and avenged the poor betrayed father.

the previously no-name, civilian-raised heir proved himself against the traitors and won the family's approval with that single fight

it could have been a story of a cunning scheme, where xanxus was set up as a foundation that paved the road towards tsuna's succession as the future vongola's boss

[acerago]

quick comic for a crossover i have been thinking of since nicco’s first appearance in servamp

if you like katekyo hitman reborn’s super depressing fanfiction about tyl tsuna then you’ll definitely enjoy servamp

[mimi-2399]

This is canon u can’t fool me

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

MBTI is just classpects for people who don't read homestuck