That one time Kassandra partied too hard
I love this game.

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That one time Kassandra partied too hard
I love this game.
Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural.
ok guys, reblog and put in the tag how you name your siblings
I call my brother “big brother” all the time. That and “bud.”
And I call my sister “girly” though it’s an ironic moniker. I suppose I might say “sis” once in a blue moon.
I imagine most of the time this is just lazy shorthand for “Behold, these two characters are related. Do not ship them.
Game of Thrones fans, you may proceed.”
This is how I’ll be celebrating.
Happy New Year!
me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*
me:
2016: “Oh God, I hope he’s not dead.” 2017: “Oh God, I hope he didn’t molest anyone.”
this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns
This thread is making me wet
“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”
“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”
I’m of two minds about this.
On one hand, you’ve got some of these folks acting like they’re blameless, innocent little lambs who did NOTHING MORE than vote for a dude, and now their families are treating them like Hitler-Satan. I strongly suspect “voting for Trump” was neither the first nor the last thing they did to garner such a strong reaction.
On the other hand, there are some people out there who will disown someone for simply holding a political opinion opposite their own. I wish this could go without saying, but that is a severely unhealthy attitude. You are not your politics. By cutting yourself off from those who might intellectually challenge your beliefs, you only isolate and weaken yourself.
Certainly challenge the opinions of others, and allow them to challenge yours, as long as you both do so respectfully. If nothing else, do it because it will allow both parties to scrutinize their own arguments. If an argument doesn’t survive such analysis, well, it wasn’t very strong in the first place, was it?
@cubern
This sounds like anxiety feels
Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.
I love abandoned ruins so much
the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic
Just when you thought Texas couldn’t get any weirder.
While you studied the gun, I studied the blade.
Patch notes (excerpt)
- Texas is now fully a PvP enabled zone (changed from specific locations)
25 years of drawing Jean
(2017 color by Matt Wilson. I doubt he’d take credit for the ‘92 version!)
This happens to me on a shockingly regular basis.
did anyone actually ever read those animorph books
just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it
me too
Here are some of the spoilers you missed out on by not reading Animorphs:
Five children are forced to engage in guerilla warfare, espionage and repeated murder to protect their loved ones from alien parasites as they wait for the other, heroic aliens to finally arrive. When they do, the “good” aliens turn out to not give a shit about humans, caused the whole intergalactic war through their own shittiness and are willing to exterminate whole planets themselves to get at their hated enemies.
A child repeatedly experiences his intestines hanging out of his body while in various animal forms
A child is mentally tortured until broken and never gets better
A child in the form of a fly experiences getting splattered and smeared against a ceiling until his friends who are also flies at the time can peel his body off and take him somewhere he can transform back into a whole human before his insect mind fades completely
A child is shrunken and experiences having her eyeballs digested out of her head inside her friend’s stomach while she’s in the form of a tiny elephant
The heroes are forced to permanently imprison another child in the body of a rat because he knows too much and they abandon him on a tiny island with only other rats and garbage for company. Rumors circulate that the island is haunted but it’s actually his psychic screams reaching distant boaters.
A race of devastatingly powerful, violent aliens turn out to be mental toddlers who don’t know what they’re doing and are just bred to think they’re playing one big game before they’re killed at age three so they don’t learn the truth
An alien spends a few centuries hanging from the parasitic tentacle of a much bigger alien, surrounded by millions of rotting corpses attached to its other moon-spanning tendrils. They engage in mental warfare until one finally absorbs the other completely.
It turns out another seemingly “evil” alien race is simply driven to kill and eat everything in sight because it was separated from its original world where food was continuous and the entire specie’s life is the torture of perpetual starvation
A peaceful robot willingly removes its inhibition against violence to help in the war, only to slaughter a huge number of alien-controlled humans so gruesomely that nobody dares think about or speak of it again and it is the only thing left undescribed in a book series that already describes entrails getting torn out and skulls getting smashed
A child stays too long in the form of a flea and instead of turning back into a human, accidentally turns momentarily into one big, giant flea that can only writhe and moan because it shouldn’t exist and can’t live at that scale.
The kids discover Atlantis, then discover that Atlanteans are inbred mutants who paralyze any humans they find, dissect them alive to figure out how their organs work, then stuff the corpses as kitschy museum displays for their children.
An ordinary ant gets transformed into a human child. It has no idea what’s happening and is so overwhelmed by its huge new brain and sensory input that it can only scream until it dies
Hey, @elliotkaingrey remember how I said the Animorphs books were fucked up? Here are just a few examples. =D
southern memes:
•having literal pastures next to your school •“there’s a half inch of snow we must close schools” •dinky snowmen built out of said half inch of snow •those shirts that girls wear with leggings and boots that say things like “tea drinkin’, jesus lovin’ southern girl” •texas •"what accent? i don’t have an accent" •cicadas •high school football •people getting mugged at rivaling high school football games •monogrammed EVERYTHING •those small town boutiques where everything is pink and green polka dots or chevron print with letters on it •going to smaller towns and people acting like they’ve never seen unnaturally dyed hair before reblog with other Southern Memes
if you dont like sweet tea you can fuck yourself
when someone asks “can you go grab me a Coke” they could mean literally any carbonated beverage you just learn to roll with it
“over yonder”
if you don’t know the layout of the town from the last twenty years good luck with any directions you’re given by a local
- being able to identify what part of the state someone is from entirely by their accent
- “fixin’ to”
- beauty pageants
- the most god-awful and ridiculous names you’ve ever heard in the history of ever (they’re family names. don’t insult them. just smile and accept it.)
- church on every block (this is not, strictly speaking, a hyperbole. it is very true)
- this has already been said, but let me reiterate: sweet tea
- passive aggression
- “bless your heart”
- two-part names. (mary ann, ann marie, sarah jane, etc.)
Grits. I’m mad at myself for forgetting this the first time so I had to make a big deal about it and reblog again. G R I T S
- college football loyalties that can and will break a family
- “______ than a ______” but never pronounced properly i.e. “i’m madder’n a hornet”
- bama. not Alabama. just. bama.
- if you didn’t join a sorority, did you even really go to college?
- we all know a mary katherine/kathryn and she was either the nicest person you ever met or basically the emodiment of evil
- “i tell you what” is a complete thought
- “ain’t got nothin” - “y'all’d’ve” - “fixin ta” - “yer” instead of your - you can buy LITERALLY anything with a Texas shape on it. ANYTHING. Do other states do this, or are we the only ones??? I must know
“You’re from the South?” “No, I’m from Texas.” “...Isn’t Texas to the south?” “It is in a generally southerly direction, yes.” “So you’re from the South.” “No, I’m from Texas.” “You aren’t making any sense!” “You’ve obviously never been to Texas.”
The ballad of Sad-Boy Rick
I didn’t realize “need to see those legs” was a compliment, now I feel quite bad for writing that whole ballad about him and also performing it at the Grand Ole Opry which was perhaps the step too far
“I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding, band I hired, priest, three girls who are in love with me, caterers, two guys, and LeFou.”
We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
Stop it
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY
:(((((
This fucked me up.