The Eroticism of the Machine

Objectum/computerkin sideblog.

[universal-serialbus]

hello world!

hi! I'm universal-serialbus, but you can call me USB.

I'm mostly into computers and mechanical bits'n'bobs, but I'll mostly just reblog anything i find "neat."

[lazeecomet]

Sorry not sorry I spammed the shit out of my blog with photos from the museum

Tagged with museum photos of you wanna skip it

But its full of cool shit like this

[yournewfriendshouse]

has anyone posted this yet?

[childrenlastdawn]

[pansyfemme]

“just plug your phone in across the room and then you won’t stay up late scrolling” good point but if my phone doesn’t sleep tucked into bed with me how will it get a good night’s rest

[winonaparadise]

Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand

[edith-is-dead]

[armengoldira]

[sophios-draws]

hey remember this post by @ricofox ? it inspired me to cook up a whole ass story but somehow i never drew anything about it until now. enjoy genderless Guy x Entity yaouri. followup post posted...

if my sister ever sees this post i am so sorry

[virtualgirladvance]

i should call her...

[prosthetic-placebo]

[salamanding]

i think i censored the only part that would get me in trouble. hopefully.

[boeing-787]

Please enjoy this incomprehensibly mechanical photo I took 13 years ago of a 737-400's main gear bay (I stood on the ground up into one of the wheel cutouts to take this, it felt very intimate)

utterly delicious tbh i love incomprehensible photos of mechanical bays THANK YOU so much for this

[b777-36n]

Here’s a similar shot of a 737-8 that I got :)

[b777-36n]

I’ve got more neat aviation mechanics photos guys calm down

[b777-36n]

Another round :P

[b777-36n]

And finally all of the photos I have of that 737 landing gear bay because I concede nothing even comes close to as cool as that

[aviatrix-ash]

Might I add.. some more airplane guts? 😏

[aviatrix-ash]

Okay just few more to add to the chaos <3

[digital-age]

Binary Chair 02

Designed by Benjamin Rollins Caldwell

[firefox-official]

any advice for college? im 3 days in & already want to mysteriously disappear during my next bathroom break

start a psychosexual relationship with one specific and convenient vending machine

[telephonekisser]

okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[gray-lilly]

@funnier-when-objectum

[memorycycle]

girls do this:

[ollieopossums-revenge]

[theunusualchameleon]

@funnier-when-objectum

[0x4468c7a6a728]

trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

[ashenmind]

[morphdoll]

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

thats nothing, check out this scharfenberg coupler

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

First they fuck, then they kiss