A contagious, you.

Matthew Harper. 25. [American Horror Story]. “Yes, well, it’s always the living that make it hard.”

[matthew--harper-blog]

I MISSS YOUUUU

I’d say “I miss you too” but… u dead.

[matthew--harper-blog]

(◣_◢)

[alaskawarwick]

Man oh man,

[alaskawarwick]

Yes, loads better. Where have you been lately? I’ve missed you.

[matthew--harper-blog]

I had to take care of my mother, she came down with the flu and I had to take care of her for a few days. I've missed you, too. Everything going well? 

[shilohspears]

Shopping was fun as an idea...

[shilohspears]

That…is actually a pretty good idea. Thanks…uh, sorry I didn’t catch your name.

[matthew--harper-blog]

Instead of leaving it in the closet, you might as well make use of it. I'm Matthew, and who are you?

[alaskawarwick]

Man oh man,

[alaskawarwick]

A hug would be nice…

[matthew--harper-blog]

Aw, c'mere. 

Better?

[matthew--harper-blog]

How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out of its mouth.

＼(●o○;)ノ

[shilohspears]

Shopping was fun as an idea...

but now I regret having to lug all this stuff home.

[matthew--harper-blog]

You could get one of those luggage bags with the rolling wheel and just stick everything in there.

[alaskawarwick]

Man oh man,

the weather gets nice and all of a sudden, everyone’s pets get sick.

[matthew--harper-blog]

... Do you need a hug, Alaska? 

[ginavinson]

It's almost the weekend.

Can’t wait to relax.

[matthew--harper-blog]

I thought it was Friday for a minute. It's a pity it isn't. 

[sam-roden]

Does anyone have a crowbar?

[sam-roden]

So I can smash your brains in?

[matthew--harper-blog]

As if. Is this one of your alcoholic tendencies? You should really ease down on the bottle, heir of the drunks. 

[sam-roden]

Does anyone have a crowbar?

[matthew--harper-blog]

... Why? 

[ginavinson]

Someone tell me a joke?

[ginavinson]

That’s terrible!

[matthew--harper-blog]

You asked for it.

[ginavinson]

Someone tell me a joke?

[matthew--harper-blog]

So a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Oh that's nice, where did you get it?" and the parrot replies "Africa."

[matthew--harper-blog]

Eeeeey sexy ladyyy op op

[matthew--harper-blog]

ಥ_ಥ

[matthew--harper-blog]

everybody sneeze

[matthew--harper-blog]

if you could spend the next five years with one person, who would it be?