Matthias-Helvar

Nina made me this account. I don't know why. In her words it's "to get that stick out of your butt and have fun"

[shimmerytimbers]

matthias everytime he caught himself looking at nina in soc:

[thejudeduarte]

WHAT'S THE EASIEST WAY TO STEAL A MANS WALLET??

[inej-wraith-ghafa]

Knife to the throat?

[jesperrrrr-fahey]

Gun to the back?

[ninaaa-zenik]

Poison in his cup?

[matthias-helvarrr]

You're all horrible

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

One of the (many) things I love about Kaz Brekker is that he actually has a very strict moral code - it’s just very broad and no-one else knows what it is

[matthias-helvarrr]

That guy wouldn't know morals if it came up to him and stuck a lollipop in his mouth

[ninaaa-zenik]

@matthias-helvarrr why are you never online???

💔💔

[matthias-helvarrr]

I do not know how this works.

It is difficult to navigate.

[therealkazbrekker]

I keep a list of all the friends most likely to betray me and their biggest weakness.

It's called insurance.

[matthias-helvarrr]

You need to have friends first.

And it's called trauma and trust issues, demjin