Kaz Brekker

Call me "Kazzle Dazzle" and you'll see what I can do with my cane

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[therealkazbrekker]

"There are 5 stages of grief-"

Don't you DARE try to limit me

[hauntingyourself]

It’s always “what the hell?” or “what the fuck are you?” and “we buried you 10 days ago how are you still alive?” first of all don’t be rude

[whispersbetweenchapters]

It wasn’t a heist. It was a coping mechanism.

[lokigodofmschf]

Did I do it right

[therealkazbrekker]

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

[belladonnabrekker]

You tell em boss

[lilisouless]

i already said this but:

Kazy, you are not a bastard

neither Jesper and Inej

Wylan wishes he was one

therefore, the barrel belongs to Nina, the only who may be a bastard

[ninaaa-zenik]

@therealkazbrekker yeah give me that stinky dump

[therealkazbrekker]

Fight me for it

[therealkazbrekker]

I hope that even after my death none of you have the peace of mind that I'm actually dead.

[therealkazbrekker]

Killing is okay, in fact it is encouraged, go kill someone today

But disrespecting women is not, go give a woman a flower today

[therealkazbrekker]

Rich people talk like they haven't witnessed the last hundred years. Like you look 12 why are you talking like you remember the time before the fold

@wylan-thebombguy

[jesperrrrr-fahey]

I have reasons to believe that @therealkazbrekker is proposing to @inej-wraith-ghafa

[therealkazbrekker]

For the last time. I bought some accessories to help her with her weapons

[therealkazbrekker]

I love walking into a room and instantly knowing that nobody there likes me

[therealkazbrekker]

Trying to figure out how to give myself a heart attack so Inej feels bad enough to not lecture me about taking care of myself

[therealkazbrekker]

I love laws. Breaking them is only fun when you know they exist

[omniscient-sims]

*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time

[swiftievolturra]

kaz has 13,000,0000,000000,000000 brain cells and half of them are thinking abt kruge and the other half abt a certain inej ghafa,

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: Yes I am smart and also stupid. Its called being multifaceted

[therealkazbrekker]

I didn't see the smart part when you locked yourself outside your mansion while Wylan was away and had me pick it