Bill Hicks, Revelations (1993)
is thatā¦Ā is that alex jones with a mullet

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Three Goblin Art

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@matticans
Bill Hicks, Revelations (1993)
is thatā¦Ā is that alex jones with a mullet
Why would you do this to my eyes?
why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible
magic
How many tries did it take to get this
one because im a fuckin wizard
When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesnāt speak English at all, all itās line are in Italian and itās name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didnāt know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like āhey what the fuckā and I didnāt have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesnāt exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.
Wig
Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slideĀ becauseĀ there was a pebble in his shoe.
Well what else are you supposed to do
he crossed a lil kid at recess
i love how Tom and Carrie are going full outĀ ābehold the majestic Garyā
and if you zoom in
majestic af