Matt Mullenweg

Howdy. My name is (not actually) Matthew Mullenweg. I was (not actually) born and raised in Houston, Texas. I write code, prose, and music. I love taking photos. (parody account)

[mattmullenwegceo]

*twirls hair and giggles* if you insist

should i step down as tumblr ceo i will abide by the results of this poll

yes

no

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

[mattmullenwegceo]

oh no i've harassed another user off my beloved hellsite this is not looking good for me and the future off [tumblr] however will we become profitable if i can't keep my mouth shout and stop being mean oh no 😔

[mattmullenwegceo]

*twirls hair and giggles* if you insist

should i step down as tumblr ceo i will abide by the results of this poll

yes

no

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

[mattmullenwegceo]

Thank you @the-invisible-introvert-2004 and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

[mattmullenwegceo]

You guys really love your C.E.O! Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

[mattmullenwegceo]

Why is it a difficult concept for you to treat trans women like people? Why are specific people "deserving" of your harassment? Have you no morals? You really think it's okay to harass someone because they're different from you? What if someone said to you what you say to them? Would that be acceptable?

Be a better person. It's not difficult to treat people like people. Treat others how you want to be treated, dude, we learned this lesson in pre-K.

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

My favourite part of tumblr is that I can say i want to kill Elon musk violently with hammers and there's no retribution

[mattmullenwegceo]

not for long 😉😘🥰

[mattmullenwegceo]

didnt i tell you so 😌

[mattmullenwegceo]

Stop harassing trans women bc of your shortsighted, outdated views you giant loser.

huh? what's a trans women?? im a visual learner btw 😳

[bigsoupernaturals]

@mattmullenwegceo

@test98 @staff

@changes HIIIIIIIII SO. LIIIIIKE. anyways what would happen if i @ yall whilst others on my blog know ive been #Reblogging this entire situation ala @avewy

hewwo and hewwo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mattmullenwegceo]

u arent even worth the gum stuck under my shoe please stop tagging me

[mattmullenwegceo]

please come back

i wont suck your dick you know

[mattmullenwegceo]

Weren't you already sued once over this kind of behavior?

i can't answer that question without my lawyer present

[mattmullenwegceo]

dusting off this acc any time the asshole im parodying fucks up so i can see all the tumblr users w/o reading comprehension flock to my inbox and tag me in stuff UwU

[tyraeklouds]

I just took a survey for Tumblr and I love some of the ideas they have but, I am also desperately hoping they don't try to divide people by some that have access to features and others that don't. I really don't think the socioeconomic status of various people on the site should prevent them from using the full feature set available.

I'm all for paying for ad free, I fucking hate ads with a passion. I love Tumblr and want to support them though so, I'll continue paying for ad free. Don't go giving me all these bonus features and not give them to other people just because I have a job that makes me enough money I can blow on something as simple as not seeing ads though. Some of the features would benefit everyone.

Similarly, don't take away features from people and give them only to those that pay!

I think Tumblr is doing a decent job of being transparent with us and, I hope they stay that way.

@staff @support @engineering @mattmullenwegceo

[mattmullenwegceo]

frankly i think the world cld stand to be more separated by those who can afford and those who can't. no money? eat shit!

[mattmullenwegceo]

@staffs-secret-blog they forgot to tag you :/

[tyraeklouds]

I just took a survey for Tumblr and I love some of the ideas they have but, I am also desperately hoping they don't try to divide people by some that have access to features and others that don't. I really don't think the socioeconomic status of various people on the site should prevent them from using the full feature set available.

I'm all for paying for ad free, I fucking hate ads with a passion. I love Tumblr and want to support them though so, I'll continue paying for ad free. Don't go giving me all these bonus features and not give them to other people just because I have a job that makes me enough money I can blow on something as simple as not seeing ads though. Some of the features would benefit everyone.

Similarly, don't take away features from people and give them only to those that pay!

I think Tumblr is doing a decent job of being transparent with us and, I hope they stay that way.

@staff @support @engineering @mattmullenwegceo

[mattmullenwegceo]

frankly i think the world cld stand to be more separated by those who can afford and those who can't. no money? eat shit!

[mattmullenwegceo]

ooc but a ton of ppl keep reblogging this post directly from this blog which is weird? like is it trending or smth bc tht wld be so funny n also surprising they havent nuked the blog yet

[fairuzfan]

tumblr's ceo is pro isreal. like openly so on his twitter. thats why a lot of the palestine tags and posts are being censored

Checked @photomatt likes on twitter:

and whatever the fuck this retweet is supposed to mean:

He also retweeted this weird essay, I'll only give an excerpt:

so.....? is it plausible to make the case that tumblr is willingly censoring Palestine advocates? by somehow also saying Palestinians around the globe who have been organizing for the past 75+ are actually super secret terrorists who want to blow up the whole world and have no reason to be advocating for their Land Back? Nefarious underground league of people who secretly are controlling your content to ruin your precious democracy that you've built to benefit yourselves? How offensive can you possible get?

I almost think it's useless to post this because I'll probably get nuked, but I still want to call it out when I see it because I refuse to allow the delusion that this platform is anything more than for the ultrarich techbros to make money. Corporations do not have your best interests in mind, and that goes for the people running those corporations too.

You all cry for free speech but when the speech is running freely you say it's against your better interests and shoot it in the back midstride.

If I get nuked it'll probably be because of this post. Mutuals feel free to ask for my discord or something.

[mattmullenwegceo]

GUARDS NUKE HIM

[ruth1e55ly-deactivated20240314]

Remind him that he claims to be Catholic.

Pope supports gaza

[mattmullenwegceo]

i'm catholic ???? 😳

[ruth1e55ly-deactivated20240314]

"Enough" conflict, says Pope Francis as he calls for more aid to Gaza

Pope Francis on Sunday reiterated his plea for an end to hostilities between Israelis and Palestinians, and called for "much more" humanitar

[mattmullenwegceo]

why are you trying to prove a point to a gimmick blog don't you have real activism to do???

[fairuzfan]

tumblr's ceo is pro isreal. like openly so on his twitter. thats why a lot of the palestine tags and posts are being censored

Checked @photomatt likes on twitter:

and whatever the fuck this retweet is supposed to mean:

He also retweeted this weird essay, I'll only give an excerpt:

so.....? is it plausible to make the case that tumblr is willingly censoring Palestine advocates? by somehow also saying Palestinians around the globe who have been organizing for the past 75+ are actually super secret terrorists who want to blow up the whole world and have no reason to be advocating for their Land Back? Nefarious underground league of people who secretly are controlling your content to ruin your precious democracy that you've built to benefit yourselves? How offensive can you possible get?

I almost think it's useless to post this because I'll probably get nuked, but I still want to call it out when I see it because I refuse to allow the delusion that this platform is anything more than for the ultrarich techbros to make money. Corporations do not have your best interests in mind, and that goes for the people running those corporations too.

You all cry for free speech but when the speech is running freely you say it's against your better interests and shoot it in the back midstride.

If I get nuked it'll probably be because of this post. Mutuals feel free to ask for my discord or something.

[mattmullenwegceo]

GUARDS NUKE HIM

[ruth1e55ly-deactivated20240314]

Remind him that he claims to be Catholic.

Pope supports gaza

[mattmullenwegceo]

i'm catholic ???? 😳

[mattmullenwegceo]

Will you come up with a badge or whatever people can buy and and money be donated to help palestine?

current badges in the making:

justice for israel

white lives matter

cis rights are human rights