Magcon Or Nah?

Too many fandoms. Fluent in sass and sarcasm

[heartbreakirwin]

+

[ha-dvash]

this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little.

[eebabs]

One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”, and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain.

"I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!" he cried.

Boys.

[berrykoolaid-blog]

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

[ramen-rain]

Oh dear

[taysmind]

Reblogging for the comments

[pastelmercutio]

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

[spookyscaryscary-deactivated201]

*and dies instantly from broken fingers*

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

[anais051]

9/13/12-12/29/14 on We Heart It.

[bricesander]

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

[actionables]

here you go, your dash is snowing

[kittycocosweety]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

[elliottisntdead]

did you just

[mattslimes]

Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!

Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

[sorrydoesnotexist-deactivated20]

Goals for 2015

Less being sorry 

More being naked

More accepting of myself 

Less accepting of bullshit 

Less surviving 

More living

[mattslimes]

There's no place like my bed👌

[howdoiputthisgently]

WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

[stephenstrvnge]

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

[lily-luna-weasley-potter-deacti]

Until you get to college. Then it’s the other way around.

[mattslimes]

*planning my wedding*

Me: *hands the DJ all One Direction album*

Husband: what are you doing

Me: giving the DJ what he has to play at the wedding??

Husband: we're not playing that

Me: *loud gasp* Thank you for showing me, Who you are underneath, No, thank you, I don’t need, Another heartless misery, You think I’m doing this to make you jealous, And I know that you hate to hear this, But this is not about you anymore

Me: the wedding is off

[blvckdarling]

This child😂

[nerdjpg-deactivated20150212]

i am the only member of my squad

[eggsoskeleton]

*looks in a mirror* you again

[kids-got-heart-deactivated20160]

it’s weird looking back at who i started 2014 with and who i’m ending 2014 with.

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)