Dude.

Hello, my name is Kody| |23| | he/him| bisexual |

[did-you-know]

In 1967, a Senate subcommittee theorized that by the year 1985, Americans would be working only 22 hours a week and could possibly retire by age 38. Source Source 2 Source 3

[xueyangapologist]

who the fuck manages to eat three set separate meals at three set times of the day. who the fuck does that. i eat however much i’m hungry for whenever i’m hungry, which could be anywhere in the range of once a day, six times a day or constantly snacking, depending on the weather, how much i’ve slept, the phase of my menstrual cycle, how annoyed i am, how well i’m dressed, how much work i have to do, how much food i see that day, how gay i’m feeling,

[shisasan]

Courage The Cowardly Dog Full Ep Live Stream 24/7 - Courage The Cowardly Dog Live  Loved this show. 💕

[black-geek-supremacy]

And that’s when I became…. NAAAUUUUGHTTYYYYYYYYYY

[ambelle]

I know what I’m doing tonight

[lunaintheskyforever]

Reblog to save a life

[croshie]

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

[mioxenoblade]

Anyways, the wealth of the rich should be seized and redistributed to feed the poor and house the homeless.

[switch]

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

[emergencycocktail]

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

[robsesphoto]

Lower Falls, Yellowstone National Park

[cinensis-deactivated20171126]

Wanna see what happens when you put golden cake sprinklers in your tea?

Magic.

[dancing-cockroaches]

School 

[hopefortheflowersss]

I died twice watching this

[deonsraw]

💀💀💀💀

[onlyblackgirl]

I screamed but this real

[iampazzo]

Real life

[secretsunkept]

I died at the desks 😂

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

“respectable woman”

[codeblurascension]

💀💀💀

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

LMFAAAOOOO

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[tropiks]

Me

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

[konorai]

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

[deejay]

[coherentnow]

Right? Like let’s go have fun early, and for a little bit, then tuck ourselves in bed at a reasonable hour

[weavemama]

EVERYONE 👏🏾 DESERVES 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 GOOD 👏🏾 EDUCATION 👏🏾 THAT’S 👏🏾 AFFORDABLE

[ithelpstodream]