[harlivy]

Batman: stop right there!

Catwoman: shit..*unzips catsuit an extra 6 inches* *turns around*

Batman:

Catwoman:

Batman: ….um…stealing is bad please return that

Catwoman: hmmm…. no.

Batman: alright have a nice day also would you like to get dinner sometime

[punziella]

“I’ll send you my love on a wire…”

Some scene studies I did of my favorite movie/scene/girl/song <3

[aliciavikander]

Zelda + praising the Dark Lord

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Gym Leader Erika… has a gym full of women… gives out the rainbow badge… loves plants… she’s the most powerful pokémon lesbian and I’ve been blind all this time

[yoshthethird]

ALSO, she’s ALWAYS tired

Erika = Tired = GAY

[unfriendlygayhottie]

Erika = Tired = GAY = STONED

[mattthewitchking]

I like to change my religion every few weeks so that I don’t get boring.

This week it’s pizza jesus.

He’s like regular jesus except none of the stuff in the bible and he shows up at your door with some pepperoni and italian sausage every time you pray

Limit two per customer

[mattthewitchking]

Not bad for a first try. Pro tip- these fuckers will burn in SECONDS. Gotta keep an eye on them.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[transpokenerd]

There’s only 18 genders

Sorry liberal snowflakes 😎😎

[arbitrary-stag]

Tag yourself, I’m Grass.

[valtsv]

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

[femalepopculture]

Michelle Obama Covers the December Issue of ELLE

[mattthewitchking]

god that white dress

[b-randonfit-deactivated20190211]

What’s a song that means a lot to u?

Go the Distance- from the Hercules movie

First Disney song I memorized the song too. If I hear a fun remake of it it’s my jammmmm

[mattthewitchking]

Fun remake? Provide an example.

[micawindow]

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

[winona-ryder]

we all out here supporting thor’s aspiring dj career

[noahscents]

Never have I wanted to be a bowl of oatmeal sO bad

[toomanyhotguys]

I bet he’s got a thick 🍆

[mattthewitchking]

You BET? How often are you on the internet

[aidashakur]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Asian men can't pronounce L's in English but we'd be racist to call that out.

Yeah, you would be, cause Asian Americans/immigrants are an oppressed minority that deal with some seriously gross stereotyping, while saying white people can’t pronounce “ñ” isn’t gonna take away from their overwhelming amount of social clout and power. But like, your immediate response is to come for Asian people, who weren’t even a part of the discussion, so like…just say you’re a racist and go!

[mattthewitchking]

Hey buttface, it’s that they DON’T, not that they can’t

[brunten]

i wonder what sex with a top like you is like!!