Hold the door

Matt // 25 // Cincinnati, OH

[sixpenceee]

These two images are exactly the same! It confuses the brain as the lines aim at two different focal points, but since the two images are exactly the same but placed separately, it creates the illusion

[1abradoodle]

holy heck help me

[sinnamonbun21]

Ugh what

[sixpenceee]

Private Internet Access, a VPN provider, takes out a full page ad in The New York Time calling out 50 senators.

[quiet--batpeople]

Every. Goddamn. One. Is. A. Fucking. Republican. It’s too late, btw. They already did it. Fuck. Them.

[13th-hokage]

Guess they’ll be monitoring all of the porn I watch 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[idolsgeneration]

[machetelanding]

[dwight-schrutes]

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[racing-faster]

[eliminated]

[urbanrealism]

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

[coral]

[stefani-germanotta]

DOGMA (1999) Dir. Kevin Smith

[daddy-with-scotch-deactivated20]

Cute date idea:

Let me choke you and tell you how pretty you are as you struggle to breathe

[adrenaline]

[potayto]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[perestroika-hilton]

[kristmaskiller]

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

[kristmaskiller]

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

[kristmaskiller]

You reblogged this and I’m sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.

[grimgrib]

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

[he-i-mean-they]

sit down and think before you post

[dankmemeuniversity]