Psuedo-Profound Song Lyrics

Hi, I'm Matt. I'm all about my paper and beats like Dwight Schrute. Tweeting too much @MZGoldmanStacks

[sixpenceee]

“How to announce you’re not keeping the pregnancy” by reddit user trixy_mia

[bevtles-deactivated20201214]

holy shit

[garbagedaddyofyourdreams]

@mattzakgoldmanstacks and I

[mattzakgoldmanstacks]

Good thing my bat was my best tool when I played ball

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

I liked Ben Carson because he was the closest thing we had to a candidate that was just an extra from the Tim and Eric show who somehow wandered on stage during a GOP debate and we all let him talk about how “conception begins when we were all star dust…I’d never fire a missile into space. Please visit my website Official Ben Carson For President 2016.org” 

[elijahnls-deactivated20210320]

[mattzakgoldmanstacks]

me: does something really, really stupid with my sleeping and/or eating schedule

me: this will be fine

arrested development narrator voice: it was not fine

[mattzakgoldmanstacks]

Tumblr keeping it real on International Women's Day

[sugarndgahwa-deactivated2016030]

donald trump’s sons kill (endangered) animals for fun. 🐸☕️ can y'all make this go viral or

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

this is the only way to get whites to be offended and something happen

[mattzakgoldmanstacks]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[khaleesivezhven]

[wannajoke]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

what do you think this means

[illness-deactivated20180325]

mad max and hilary clinton are both post-apocalyptic fantasy

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

when your depression gets mistaken for laziness 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[the-droidsyourelookingfor]

there’s no way megan trainor is the best NEW artist she’s been annoying me for what feels like several years

[thenathanzed]

Hey Jude - The Beatles (Trap Cover). As payback for the acoustic covers of Beyoncé’s “Formation”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

I feel like conservative american politics have gotten to the point where during a debate Donald Trump could throw water on Marco Rubio and be all “Rubios wet, he’s a wet nerd and unfit to run this country, an absolute mess” and there would be people watching at home like “hmm yeah he did get totally wet by that water” 

[goodassdog]

[mattzakgoldmanstacks]

What matters most is not who is sitting in the White House, but who is sitting in

Howard Zinn

[fomysquad]

[shitpolsays]

[powerburial]

im going to cry

[direlog]