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Maude Apatow • ELLE Women in Hollywood Celebration, 10/17/22

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Maude Apatow presenting at the 29th Annual ELLE Women In Hollywood Celebration for Sydney Sweeney

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“𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎”. 

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Maude Apatow - 29th Annual ELLE Women In Hollywood Celebration in Los Angeles (10/17/22)

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Maude Apatow - 29th Annual ELLE Women In Hollywood Celebration in Los Angeles (10/17/22)

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“Since it’s October, the beautiful spooky season, I have some questions and I’m honestly excited to see what you guys love and don’t love. All in for pumpkin spice or nada? Personally I’ve never seen the big appeal, all the freaking out. Favorite scary movie or series? Did you stop dressing up or do you still do as adults? Stance on kettle corn and caramel apples?” @hfrpstarters

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“Now this just makes me curious, have you ever had anything weird or really out there when it comes to food and pumpkin? I’ll keep that in mind. Oh goodness, of course that counts - it doesn’t have to specifically be scary! Same here, for dressing up I mean. I always forget that they have like those little packages of apples and caramel at grocery stores. Want me to answer all these?”

Weird... I mean, I’ve seen pumpkin spice scented stuff all over the place. Like air fresheners or like, cleaning products. It’s really bopping these days, until it gets to December and it’s all pine trees and gingerbread. Favorite one is Halloweentown then, for sure. Yes please, answer, yes!

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Hey if you wanna hear me sing Emails I can't send live, I'm currently on tour but there's no pressure to come. All I do is sing and make comments about having no tits. Hello there I'm Sabrina, What's your plan for Halloween? I'm planning on a horror movie marathon and stuffing my face with a unnecessary amount of chocolate.

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hollywoodsab​:

Oh I could get you some tickets to an LA show, just say the words. Haha then my outro to nonsense is your type of song. Isn’t that what Halloween is all about? November is all about being sick to your stomach with food, either its candy from Halloween or it’s Thanksgiving.

Oh my God, yeah, like, please do? Or better yet, let me pay for the tickets, I love supporting the people I love with their things. Exactly, October is for the being sick with sweets and chocolates, November is from stuffing and turkey and other things!

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itssydneysweeney​:

that’s true. we could be living together 24/7 and i still wouldn’t have enough of you. i’m not quite sure… you can be scary at times though… but he seems determined to stay so there is that as well. yeah, not the kind of scary that means you could just be yourself for halloween. oh, i know that pete! we worked together. oh so no boyfriend prospect then? i was getting excited. let’s make it a group hang then. for sure.

Just move in with me. Damned be Shawn, just come live with me! I can be very scary and intimidating, and if he wants to stay, then he better be very very good for my girl. Yeah, exactly, that Pete! No, oh, no, no boyfriend material, no, Pete? No. Yes please, for sure! Is Shawn around? Bring him too.

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Maude Apatow

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Maude Apatow

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𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋. 𝓋.𝒾.𝓅𝑒𝓉𝑒 ⇄ 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑜𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓂.𝑜.𝒹

pete: did you just forget what an inhaler's called? if that ain't the cutest thing i've heard all day, tho.

pete: yeah i don't think i'll be banging on ur door anytime soon for a night on the town with the boys, your expertise has gotta come through with this one & only task, i'm afraid.

pete:...until the sequel when i tell you i've started to date madison beer.

pete: you don't mind, do you? i mean, i can stay at your parents if you guys would prefer, idk i just felt like yours made more sense.

maude: yeah, an inhaler. you understood tho, so i got my point across. listen, can't have you dying on me, ambulances make me nervous.

maude: hey, i'd make you look flawless, hun. but i'll try... and if it fails, we'll add more green and do shrek and fiona at a star wars convention. you can yell at people to get out of your swamp.

maude: at least you're not dating the mom like that guy.

maude: of course i don't. i get to flex to my dad that you like staying at mine more. big flex in this household.

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Maude Apatow

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@itssydneysweeney​

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𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋. 𝓋.𝒾.𝓅𝑒𝓉𝑒 ⇄ 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑜𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓂.𝑜.𝒹

pete: gonna have an asthma attack over everything you love

pete: i'm gonna look WORSE than that? that was my worst case scenario! my eyes do be looking like that on a daily basis tho.

pete: aw, man. now you're making me have a conscience. i didn't mean to ghost or anything, shit was just genuinely hectic. i'm sorry, mod. i mean that.

pete: it was a weird time, but i'm through with all that now. gonna focus on my career & spending time with the people who've always been there. why d'you think i'm starting with you, you schmuck?

maude: you know i keep some of your breahty pumpy things in the house, right? so i can harass you with cats BUT make sure you're alive afterwards, to keep harassing you with more cats

maude: listen, like, i love make up, i can make you look great for a night out. yoda? we may need special help.

maude: it's not that, that wasn't the point of this whole thing, i don't wanna throw it on you like that. i'm just glad it's all done, and you know that it's done, and it's not happening again.

maude: I'm glad you're coming. my dad is happier than i am and is SHOCKED you're staying at my place rather than at the house.

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emma_mackey: no one even look at me for the rest of the night. i am curled up with a bottle of wine and am ready to cry my eyes out to Midnights.

maudeapatow: so unprepared. i have the wine. the tissues. the speakers. still so unprepared @emma_mackey

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taylorswift13 : meet me at midnight 🕰🥀

maudeapatow: *violently hyperventilates* "RT @taylorswift13 : meet me at midnight 🕰🥀"