maude

some of my thoughts for you, here you go || and posts on whatever my current hyperfixation is || or not, whatever, idk

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[justheretoread-ao3]

[mercymomentmurdermeasure]

i immediately thought of this

[deathgasmic]

stop having secret crushes on me and just have insane and incredibly devoted crushes on me instead

[jottingprosaist]

told my cabbie for the 3am airport trip that I was feeling a bit nauseous and he immediately took my bag away from me and said "Trip to the airport is 12 dollars. I'll drive slow." and then he did-- no fast corners, very gentle stops at the lights. and I was willing to pay the extra few dollars for it, but when the meter hit $12 he clicked stop and let me ride the rest of the way free. and it might just be the insanity of waking up at 2:30 after 4 hours of sleep but I was really emotional about it. Like ok Mr Sandeep, the world is still good actually.

[oreo-clark]

Neil Gaiman’s library

[silostosstuff]

I really try to believe that men are capable of basic human knowledge but then I look at my roommate and ask myself how did he make it that far without dying?

[neil-gaiman]

Picked up my university’s satire paper today! You have a way with words .

I like the "Tumblr blogger".

[neil-gaiman]

One time, I was on Coronado Island during SDCC and saw you. It's probably been 12-15 years now. Since that day, sometimes when I feel out of place because maybe my style or vibe doesn't match the crowd I'm in, I think, "Stop! Be as comfortable and confident as Neil Gaiman walking around wearing all black in the California sunshine!"

This sounds very wise. I long ago learned I'm more comfortable feeling like me.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.

[neil-gaiman]

Hello, sir. How are you?

I’m in my early 20s and it seems like everyone around me has achieved more in life. How can I deal with this feeling?

Remember that it's not a race. It's a journey.

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

[neil-gaiman]

This is what will happen when I die if I am good.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

[sigridstumb]

Always.

Always.

[always-coffee]

I often ask myself, “Did I make it weird again?”

Often, the answer is yes. And I’ll probably do it again.

But here’s the thing: find your weird. Find your people that way.

[cheesey-toast]

Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

[teacup-crow]

Holy shit? thanks op!

[punkrockclone]

for comp sci, physics, math, etc p much everything is uploaded by authors to https://arXiv.org

also, use Unpaywall

(and sci-hub but I didn’t tell you this)

[scottishmushroom]

[ao3cassandraic]

I mean, if we wanna not swerve and throw out our fave lines, we can totally do that.

I'll start.

The line that consistently cracks me up every single time is "O Lord, heal this bike."

[hellsw0rth]

Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?

[dilfdyke]

the complete saga

[ccmiterioz-deactivated20260512]

if you ever feel dumb remember that will fell in love with the man who sent him to jail and hannibal also went to jail because he was in love so. idk what to tell you at least you're not in jail

[emregis]