Good Morning to the Apocalypse

Beb, she/they

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[hannahlockillustration]

Orange Cat.

[cee4bugza]

average wolf 359 listening experience

[dysfunctionalcreature]

It's been a bit of a trend lately so I decided to try to make a Wolf 359 version, so these are some W359 themed alternatives I came up with instead of saying "I'm gonna kms", feel free to use them and add on your own alternatives lol:

I'm gonna open an airlock

I'm gonna listen to the radio

I'm gonna go play Funzo

I'm gonna find that screwdriver

I'm gonna go see the Mutant Plant Monster/Blessed Eternal

I'm gonna come back from the dead

I'm gonna go for my biannual medical examination

I'm gonna open box 953

I'm gonna talk to Bob

I'm gonna get the harpoon

I'm gonna be a big girl and not die

[maybeophe]

Never skip the flavour text in a Toby Fox game.

[kadharonon-art]

I was poking around in old old art files today and came across this, and while the art is cringily old now and several of these character designs have changed and/or aren't particularly well-distinguished, well, it was still quite the undertaking so I might as well re-post it. (And I feel like you can tell even from this that Change of Mind was my favorite episode...)

Card assignments under the cut.

0 - The Fool: Eiffel, about to take his walk off the Hephaestus and into Wolf 359.

1 - The Magician: Cutter, standing astride the world, a bullet caught in one hand.

2 - The High Priestess: Rachel in Corporate Bitch Mode.

3 - The Empress: The Blessed Eternal

4 - The Emperor: Pryce sitting in the Aurora Chair her mind-wipe chair.

5 - The Hierophant: Riemann arriving on the Hephaestus with the crew of the Hermes and Cutter and Pryce.

6 - The Lovers: Fourier and Hui, with an annoyed Lambert glaring.

7 - The Chariot: Minkowski riding herd on Eiffel and Hilbert.

8 - Strength: Lambert facing down an Eldritch Horror with Lovelace and Fourier.

9 - The Hermit: Hilbert

10 - Wheel of Fortune: Cutter, Eris, and Lovelace's crew in Change of Mind.

11 - Justice: Cutter post-harpooning, with Minkowski and Lovelace.

12 - The Hanged Man: Lovelace floating off the side of the Hephaestus, listening to music

13 - Death: Jacobi

14 - Temperance: Fisher going about his work calmly as Lovelace and Lambert argue in the background

15 - The Devil: Kepler with his offering of really nice scotch, plus the wonder twins Jacobi and Maxwell

16 - The Tower: The Watchtower

17 - The Star: The Hephaestus passing in front of Wolf 359 as it goes blue.

18 - The Moon: Hera, mid panic-attack

19 - The Sun: Maxwell

20 - Judgement: Lovelace disarms Kepler

21 - The World: The Hephaestus, mid-repair

[kadharonon-art]

Went looking to see if I had the individual card files somewhere, and found them in my downloads folder! Well, approximately them. Some of these look like slight color variations. But here they are, below the cut.

I also found the few minor arcana I'd drawn, but I'll add those to another reblog because there are too many images to put on this post.

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[sockdreams]

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

[eerian-sadow]

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

[kaoinim]

(logs into the people being annoying website) gee I hope people aren't being annoying on here

[thememedaddy]

[scystuff]

tuesday morning

[mumblingsage]

#YOUNG MAN! THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN#I SAID YOUNG MAN#YOU’RE A CAT WHO IS ROUND ( x )

[drst]

I’m glad someone else said it

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[punkrorschach]

i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

[charlottevstapleton]

[izzetheking]

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

[thefeelingiswat-deactivated2013]

[rlmjob]

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

[cronope-blog]

holy shit

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[hornytransgirljenni]

[charlesoberonn]

"Mom! Phineas and Ferb are developing a proletariat class consciousness!"

[charlesoberonn]

"That's cute, Candace. The working class deserve to break free from the bondage of capitalist exploitation. Isn't that right, honey?"

"It's about time somebody showed those bourgeois pigs what's what!"

". . . ."

[charlesoberonn]

"Hey, Phineas! Whatcha doin'?"

"Oh hey Isabella! We're smashing capitalism!"

"Sounds fun, can I join? I've been trying to earn my Leftist Praxis Badge."

"Achievement badges are a poor remedy for the alienation of the individual from the fruits of their labor."