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Long-haul courier starpilot Sable "N7" Crane spends nearly all their time alone in their ship, transporting goods between planets, outposts, and satellites (with their trusty copilot Max, their ship's computer OS). That is, until they discover a strange unexpected guest aboard with them.
CONTAINS: NB/NB, Sci-fi setting, Non-binary characters, Human x robot, Human x monster, Human x alien, Sexually suggestive jokes (no explicit sexual content), Implied BDSM, Parasite, Possession, Hypnosis / thrall, Whump, Pain, Brief choking, Panting & whimpering, Simulated medical emergency, Simulated panic attack, Medical content (tests, vital monitoring, medical equipment SFX), Loss of consciousness, Scottish accent, American accent. Full episode is 18 minutes.
this is something a little different from my usual content. I had a really fun time putting this one together & I have more episodes in the works. I would love to know what people think of this one :)
you can listen to the full episode on soundg-sm!
DISCLAIMER: no AI was used in the making of this audio. voices and sound design were all me with the exception of the medpod voice, which was old-fashioned TTS. just wanted to make sure that was clear.
(transcript below)
N: Well, there’s definitely inventory damage.
M: I warned you that the use of the spray sealant could cause damage to the cargo.
[SIFTING THROUGH THINGS]
N: I know, but it’s still a bummer. We’re gonna be short when we land. Luo’s gonna bite my head off.
M: Better than being sucked out into the void of space.
N: Barely. And the camera’s definitely busted in here. All these repairs are gonna add up quick.
M: I don’t like not being able to see you.
N: Yeah, but you can still hear me, and you can sense me other ways, right? Track my bios on the sensors?
M: The sealant is interfering with my sensors in this room.
[WARBLING MOVEMENT]
N: Whoa. Hold on.
M: What is it?
[MORE MOVEMENT]
M: N7?
N: Shh. [PAUSE, QUIETLY] Did you hear that?
M: Unsure.
N: I thought I heard something moving. [NERVOUS] If you get one of your arms in here, can you do an immediate prox scan?
M: Looking for what?
N: Anything unusual. Biomatter, anything foreign.
[ARMS WHIRRING, BEEPING, SCANNING]
M: Inconclusive.
N: Inconclu—? What do you mean, inconclusive?
M: The composite material of the spray sealant interferes with—
N: Right, okay, got it.
[CAREFUL STEPS, SEARCHING]
[WARBLING MOVEMENT AND CRY RISES AND FALLS]
N: Jeez! What the hell was that??
M: Unknown entity in cargo hold sub-room 1. Tracking.
N: That thing was fucking fast, it was like a blur—did something get in during the breach?
M: Scanning.
[WALKING]
N: Max, where did that thing go?
M: Still scanning. [PAUSE] Unknown entity located.
N: Where is it?
M: Upper level. Corridor A3. It’s still mobile.
N: [CLIMBING LADDER] What’s it doing?
M: Unclear.
N: Can you tell what it is?
M: Unclear.
N: I swear, if this is how I find out about space rats or some dumb shit like that, I’m gonna—
M: Unknown entity is stationary next to the medunit.
N: Shit. Had to be something important. [WALKING SLOW, WHISPERING] You seriously don't know what this thing is?
New Sir Kieran audio! Can't wait to listen to it, it looks really *really* good (pressure points...hell yeah).
But I'm actually here to tell you that I was having a really stressful week towards the end of june for many reasons and on my one evening off I checked to see if you had uploaded anything new since april fools and saw... well. Tamed beast. It actually felt like a gift from the heavens, as I am a known Goswin enjoyer. It helped me relax a little and made my week so much easier, so thanks a lot for that🤍 I don't know what you put in Goswin but I swear it's like the nuclear codes to turn me on, Sir Pace knows what I'm talking about...
On that note, I've dreamed of Luca and Bo twice now since hearing the little teaser you posted. I guess I'm still not over grad school, who knew. Anyway, in case it helps give you some inspiration, the dream was about an old fantasy of mine where a professor I admire reads one of my papers and tells me how smart and poignant it is while fucking. In this case, it was Bo saying nice things about Luca's essay while tying him up and burning him with wax. I have the feeling Luca might find that kind of thing appealing, for whatever reason. Of course, no pressure to record anything of the sort, I just thought you might like to know!
I saw you mention that you've been very busy, I really hope the summer is treating you well. Take care!
-✒️
what a lovely & thoughtful ask to receive 🌹 thank you from the bottom of my heart, kind soul.
I am beyond honoured that my work could help you relax and ease the stress of a difficult time. I really couldn't hope for more as a creator. it's very touching to hear that and I'm always happy when my work has an effect on people. thanks very much for sharing that with me. tis a joy to offer you what I make here to you.
those dreams are very intriguing indeed, and I would agree, luca would surely find such a setup appealling. I think that would make for a very pretty scene, I'll keep that in mind for future scenes with them :)
as for things on the horizon for you in particular as a goswin enjoyer: I've just finished up recording three parts of a series centred on him & pace. its emotional, mostly whumpish/hurt-comfort, but it does get steamy as well. so you have that to look forward to! I've also been working in bits in pieces on lots of other gospace scenes. they'll be plenty more in the future.
thanks again for visiting, come by anytime. I hope summer is kind & gentle with you as well. joy to you & yours, sláinte :)
in training, your knight mentor gives you some hands-on lessons about pressure points and their uses in combat, which can be a bit flustering.
contains: novice knight/squire pov, knight x knight, masculine terms of address, older knight, simulated combat, panting, pain, wrestling/grappling, praise, sharing a drink, kissing (non-consenual, pov kisses kieran), touching, fluster and awkwardness. 8 minutes total.
it was a delight to play kieran again! tyvm for this request. I have another requested pov audio on deck featuring kieran in a much lewder circumstance :) stay tuned for that.
as per usual, you can find this audio at full quality on soundg-sm.
(transcript below)
I'll show you how, and then you're gonna do it, okay? Don't be nervous. You'll do great. Just pay attention, yeah?
Good. It's all about the back of the knee, right? This spot here. Feel that? ‘Tis a pressure point. It makes the leg fold on reflex. If you can get one of your opponent's legs folded, they're easy to knock off balance. They may even drop all the way just from having the knee taken out. Simple, but effective.
Take up stance. Feet apart, planted as steady as you can. Good. Try to resist me while I demonstrate, yeah? It's no help if you're anticipating it stock still. Alright.
[GRUNTING AS HE LUNGES AND KNOCKS POV'S KNEE]
[ARMOUR CLATTERS]
See? One quick strike took you right down, even when you knew it was coming. The body can't help it. It’s one of those, uh, Achilles’ heels. Y'alright? Here, give me your hand.
[HAULS POV UP]
Shake it off, lad. You took that one well. Okay. Now it's your turn. You're aiming right here. One quick horizontal or even diagonal strike will do. And, ehm, don't hold back with your force, okay? I can take it.
Alright. [SMILING] You ready? Gwan.
[SHIFTING, FOOTWORK, HUFFING]
Come on. Come on, try again.
[STRIKE, KIERAN COLLAPSES]
[PANTING] Ahh—very good, my boy. Well done. Very good form. All devils. That one's gonna bruise.
[CHUCKLE] Well it's a lot longer a trip for me down to the ground, ain't it?
Complaining? Whose complaining? [GETTING UP] I'm ready to go again when you are.
Yes, really. You need to practice. Once is not enough to learn a skill.
I'm gonna make it harder for you this time round. Do your best, and, uh, try not to let on where you're aiming til you've got a clear shot, yeah? I know I'm already wise to it, but it's harder to evade an attack if it comes by surprise.
Well c'mon, lad. I'm waitin’.
[GRUNTING, FOOTWORK]
Ah, see? Too high that time, got my thigh. That's no good. Try again.
[DODGING, PANTING, CHUCKLING]
Overcompenstated too much. If you fumble lower, you can try to recover with a step to the foot or a kick to the shin, but be careful, eh? Gets you within easy dagger range. Once more, come on. I know you can do it.
[HUFFING, FOOTWORK]
[STRIKE, COLLAPSE]
[WINCING] Ah, sonofabitch. Sorry to curse. That was very good. Well done with the feint. Clever. [BLOWS OUT BREATH] Yeah, yeah, I'm just fine, just taking a moment to admire the landscape. [LITTLE CHUCKLE] Why don't we both take a wee rest, ah?
[ARMOUR CLANKING, SITTING DOWN]
You're coming along well. [SHOULDER BUMP] Hey, none of that “good enough” stuff. Don't brush me off. I'm telling you you're doing well. You think I don't know a good knight from a poor one?
[SCOFFED LAUGH] Well, I'll just have to keep telling you until you believe it, then.
[WATER SKIN HANDED OVER]
Ah, thank you, I was about to ask, I'm parched.
[GULPING]
Here.
[WATER SKIN SLOSHES]
Other pressure points? Sure there are. Ehm, quite a few, in fact, some trickier than others. There's the feet, at the base of the toes—narrow, but effective if you can hit em—and there's two nerves that run down the legs, one, eh, one here on the outside, and one just here, on the inside, both of which cause a lot of pain when stuck hard enough.
[LEANING IN] There's here, at the back of the head, right at the base of the skull where it meets your spine. Feel that? It tingles sometimes when you press on it. And here, at the tail of your jaw where it meets your ear, right… there. That spot can be very tender.
What's wrong, lad? Y'alright? Did I hurt you?
[LEANING IN, SOFT KISSING]
[BREAK, HEAVY BREATHING]
Lad, I…
[MUMBLING] No, no, don't apologise, don’t… don't apologise… you just surprised me, is all.
[STUMBLING OVER HIS WORDS] Well, ehm, I think… I think that best be all for today. I'm sure you're, uh, tired, and… perhaps that's got you feeling… [CLEARS THROAT] Good work today. We'll pick up again tomorrow.
I haven't been able to record much lately as my recording setup has been interrupted, but more audios are on the horizon! thanks again to all who sent in numbered requests, I've been having a ball putting them together :)
I haven't been able to record much lately as my recording setup has been interrupted, but more audios are on the horizon! thanks again to all who sent in numbered requests, I've been having a ball putting them together :)
Your request is just too alluring, I've got to get in on all the fun here. Voice/accent anon from before; hello again! The April fools audio made me ravenous for Sir Pace & your dear jester, Thistle, messing about. I think 1 leading into 10 would be darling. Mostly because I'm a sucker for poly behavior and that Thistle would have such a ball with bringing up his prince while fooling around. Plus, wouldn't the rhythmic sound of bells chiming but so fun to add in? -👁
hello again, welcome back :) glad to hear from you. I'm delighted to know you enjoyed thistle & pace's interactions, I think they're such an interesting match. all of that sounds lovely, and 1 leading into 10 is a very intriguing & creative combo. thanks very much for this request, I'm looking forward to putting it together. sláinte 🌷
omg PLEASEEE consider gospace with #3. i nearly blacked out when gos shoved his fingers down pace’s throat. i mean it could go either way but its soooooo good <3
your wish is my pleasure, anon. that's such a compelling starting point, I'd be glad to have goswin gag pace. tyvm for the request :)
Excited to see (hear?) Thistle messing with the poor dear ^w^ the two of them & Sir Kieran have my heart, they're such lovely characters <3
On that note, I have another suggestion/request 👀 perhaps Sir Kieran with... either 3 or 9, whatever gets the creative juices flowing better ^^ Not sure who else would be suitable alongside him, as I don't recall any of the other knights here being part of his court?
hope you have a lovely day/night! best of luck with the scenes :3
-🎭
I've just finished with thistle & nym script, and it is... well, truth be told, sometimes I find myself a little flustered while I write or work, and this was one of those times, so I'm excited for this scene. I hope it turns out well.
and thank you very much for the second request! happy to write more kieran scenes. I'll probably go with 9 for him, as I've gotten another request for 3. kieran is from a seperate court from dulcedram (I have a whole big map that connects their respective kingdoms and two others, the four all being neighbours) but I'm definitely willing to bend their canons in the name of having fun and making up sexy little scenarios.
ty again for the well wishes, I wish you all the best as well :) cheers
omg so many juicy choices from that prompt list 😵💫😵💫
perhapsss... 12 w/ Sir Nym & Thistle?
also how many are we allowed to send in? got another character in mind but I wanna figure out which prompt best suits him :3
-🎭
a wonderful combination, I would be delighted to put that together. and you can send in as many as you like, I'll try to fulfill them all :) thanks for sending this in, kind anon
let's play a little game, shall we, loves? I'm looking to shake off a bit of rust, so I've put together this little list of dialogue prompts.
send me any number from the list & a character (or two, or however many you fancy) from my roster here and I'll use these as warm ups to craft some shorter scenes.
anyone else is welcome to use these prompts as well, however they please:
———
1. "Oh, darling, you look an absolute wreck. Do you need a hand?"
2. "If you want something from me, you've gotta ask for it, and you best convince me it'll be worth my time."
3. "That's it—one more word out of your mouth and I'm gagging you."
4. "I'll show you how, and then you're gonna do it, okay? Don't be nervous. You'll do great. Just pay attention, yeah?"
5. "God, if you were any more pathetic I might actually start to feel sorry for you—but I don't think that's possible."
6. "You're putting me out of my wits, little thing. keep up like that, and I may not have the good sense to hold back."
7. "Oh? What, does that hurt? And what about this?"
8. "You are stunning beyond words... a well known truth to me already, sure, but if I had held any idea how beautiful you are stripped and undone, I would have had you like this much sooner."
9. "Just once more, please? You're so fucking good, I need you, please, just once more for me, love. I know you can take it."
10. "I can't believe you're into this. Look at you, you're already a mess and I've barely done anything yet, fucking pervert."
11. "If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to bribe my affections with a gift like that."
12. "Awh, poor thing. Where's all that bravery gone, hm? No more clever little lines for me?"
———
(if you end up using any of these prompts feel free to tag me, I'd be happy to see where these sparks lead others)
will we ever hear Goswin and Pace use the L word in an audio? :)
I won't say one way or the other just yet, dear anon, but, without giving away too much, I did think it was fortuitous that this ask arrived while I was in the middle of working on a scene where there are some pretty significant confessions and heavy emotions shared between goswin and pace. so in short: perhaps :)
a quick scene test for bo & luca that I think turned out well.
contains: m/m, nb/nb, bdsm, dom/sub dynamics, whimpering, crying / dacryphilia, begging, gentle domming, denial, praise, talking through it.
their final voices are slightly different, but I still thoroughly enjoy the slice of their dynamic here, and I hope you will too. this one's up on soundg-sm as per usual. cheers!
(transcript below)
LUCA: [WHIMPERING AND GASPING]
BO: Luca, up here. Eyes up here. That's right. Keep your eyes on me. Right up here.
L: [HITCHING]
B: There's my good boy. Yeah.
L: [SHAKILY] Bo, please...
B: I know, I know sweetheart, but you're doing so good.
L: [TEARFULLY] Please...
B: Ah ah ah. Don't close your eyes. Keep your eyes up here.
L: [GASPING]
B: Right here. There, that's good.
L: [SOBBING]
B: Hey. You're alright. I've got you. Oh, I've got you. My good boy.
prince goswin gets sir pace alone to express his gratitude after the knight defends his honour. pace is conflicted and goswin goes a little mad with power.
contains: m/m, prince x knight, possessiveness, dom/sub dynamics, hierophilia/blasphemy, kissing/making out, fingers in the mouth, brief gagging/choking, groping, dryhumping, clothes tearing, dirty talk, orders, praise and degradation, knight objectification. 7 minutes total.
this one's for all my fellow toxic prince x knight enjoyers. available uninterrupted on soundg-sm.
(transcript below)
G: I can always trust you to defend me, Sir Pace. My most loyal, my most ruthless…
P: Goswin…
G: Hm?
P: I am not your dog. Tell me you know this.
G: Oh, vicious heart, are you not? You come to my beck. You guard my life with yours. You take every command like gospel, and you look at me with such unmatched devotion—
P: [GROWLS] Goswin—
G: Who am I to you, my knight? Remind me, lest we both forget.
P: [HESITATES] My prince. My lord.
G: That’s right. And you are nothing if not devout, aren't you?
P: [DAZED] …Yes.
G: And you want to please your lord, do you not?
P: [BREATHIER] Yes.
G: Down.
[PACE KNEELS IMMEDIATELY, THEN EXHALES, TROUBLED BY HIS OWN EAGERNESS]
G: [TRIUMPHANT] Good boy.
P: My lord… please. Tell me you understand.
G: You’ve given me little reason to deny the truth, Pace. If you did not behave like a dog, perhaps things would be different. But you cannot deny your nature, can you? [SMIRKING] A tamed beast.
P: [INTENSE] I am sworn to you, my lord, but I serve also my god, and the code of chivalry, and the knighthood, and—
G: And yet, here you are, kneeling for me despite your injuries, puffing and ragged, seeking me like fucking communion. [STROKES PACE’S FACE] Tell me, is your god so generous with you as I am? So merciful?
P: I—
G: And do you dedicate yourself nearly as much, nearly as eagerly in prayer as all those moments of worship you give to me, all those calls of your god’s name while offering your body to me?
P: I fear you may be losing your head, my lord.
G: [WILD CHUCKLE] All the times I should’ve had you in the stocks and let you in my bed instead… all of those times I invited you to such privilege, all the grace I bestowed upon you, all the forgiveness for your debasing, your disrespect, your-your gluttony… Did you confess them? Our days and nights spent closer than close? Have you begged your god’s forgiveness for losing your path? Or have you taken blessings knowing what stains, what messy artwork my hands have shaped upon you?
P: Prince Goswin, you are running mad with a sharp blade. Careful your recklessness does not see you impaled upon it—
G: [HARSHLY] One more profane word against me, knight, and I shall have a gallows crafted to your exact form. Heaven knows I know it well enough.
P: [HEAVY BREATH]
G: [CALMER, TOUCHING PACE’S NECK] Though… perhaps a collar would suit your neck better than a noose. You would wear it pretty, surely, though I hardly think it necessary. Everyone already knows you’re my hound, yourself included.
P: [GRUNTING AND HUFFING] You may be my charge, but my duty sworn is to this kingdom, and to honour and goodness—
G: Pace. [PAUSE, THEN LAUGH] That’s what I thought. [KISS] You nearly killed a man for me today, all because he spoke ill of me. I have never been more proud of you.
P: [BREATHY] You forget yourself, sire.
G: As do you, it seems.
P: This is not you. This bloodlust and blasphemy… something wicked has come over you.
G: [HUMS] And what does it say of you that you’re so aroused by it as you are?
P: You’re mistaken.
G: The rush of blood through you right now says otherwise.
P: [MUMBLE, LOST IN BREATH] There was plentiful excitement today. It lingers.
G: Show me, my blade. Give it to me.
[KISSING, GRABBING, STUMBLING]
[BED CREAKS, GRINDING, GOSWIN GIGGLES]
[BOTH MOANING, CLOTHES FUMBLING AND TEARING]
G: Ravenous thing—
P: Shut up and turn over.
G: Now, is that any way to speak to your lord?
P: Gosw—[CHOKES AND GAGS]
G: [HUMS, CHUCKLES] I see now why you’re always shoving your fingers in my mouth now. That’s fun.
P: [PULLS BACK, COUGHS, GLOWERS] If you want me to show you my excitement, sire, it will not be tame.
G: Nor would I expect it to be. I know you well enough by now, Pace. I know how you fuck, and how you like to play with control. [RUNNING HIS HANDS THROUGH PACE’S HAIR] But remember who holds the real power here, hm? The only reason any of this happens is because I want it, because I allow you the privilege to take me as you do, and I could rescind that permission just as easily and leave you to suffer adrift and lonesome.
P: I don’t think you could bear to do that. You’d be left lonesome too.
G: I’m the prince, Pace. I could have anyone I wanted. Right now, I want you, and only you, and I will give you what you ache for, but only because I want it, too—not because you steal it or mine it from me, not because you wrest it from me, not because you hold the power here, not because you deserve any part of it. Only because I want you like this. I want you. Take that gift with grace.
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