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bat-connoisseur

Finished commission of Drift! She was a joy to draw :)

Comms are open HERE!

mauvemurple

yayy drifta!! winter loves her so much

nido-emojis

No Prob!

mauvemurple

OMG ASL EMOJI

bat-connoisseur

Two recent comms! Moss getting a hug for @mauvemurple, and Lotus for @giratina-plushie!

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mauvemurple

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU HE'S SO PERFECT AS ALWAYS!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜

prokopetz

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

armed-with-knitting-needles

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

teaboot

I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it

prokopetz

See, the idea that taking out the appointed head of the government department in charge of public sanitation oversight would cause the day-to-day business of public sanitation to immediately cease is exactly the sort of confusion we’re talking about here.

guooey

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

forger343

@videogamecows

bovineblogger

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

jermaphobick

@mauvemurple confirm?

mauvemurple

look at this beautiful lil cow cosplaying a tiger!!!!

bat-connoisseur

Another commission for @mauvemurple! Thank you again for commissioning me! Drawing this little guy is always a pleasure :)

Commissions are still open here!

mauvemurple

HE NEEDED HIM LIL HEAD PATTED

bat-connoisseur

Finished commision for @mauvemurple of their cowie! So fun to draw :3!

Commissions are still open here if you like what you see!

mauvemurple

HES JUST THE BEST LIL GUY I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHH

daily-spooky

mauvemurple

BRUCE MY BELOVED

aestherians

My hungry ass could never be a gardener

aestherians

Let me into your garden

mauvemurple

you can come into my garden, we got lotsss of vegetables and stuff to munch on

aestherians

My hungry ass could never be a gardener

aestherians

Let me into your garden

wizardarchetypes

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

mauvemurple

IM SO JEALOUS