This place is fun

She jerma on my phobic till I afraid of him My name is brick and i am playing with my touys

[jermaphobick]

Gender affirming termination

[eggnogo]

comm for @nyapyofficial

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[chumbology]

They tried sending drones at first here, you know. Too fucking cold for the electronics. You gotta put such big heaters on the drones it ends up being cheaper just to send us. We got heaters built in.

That's why we're using guns and grenades down here, circuits just freeze. Caves are too cramped for mortars anyways.

I don't see it as a bad thing. I fought in the last war on terra and the drones were everywhere. I still hear the sound of their props in my sleep sometimes, like a bees nest buzzing away all day and all night. When we started jamming the drones they switched to fiber optics, and that shit would just fall to the ground when they were done with it. You shoulda seen it, tangled bundles of fiber optic cables on the ground thick as a blackberry bush. Think of how many cables thick as a hair it takes to make a bushel. There was a work detail just for clearing them out.

We're lucky to have the cold here. It takes us back to a simpler time. Body's gotta look you in the eye to kill you. Or just tunnel beneath you and blow you up, but that don't hurt none, and you get to be buried with your brothers. Best way to go if you ask me.

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[trans-lykanthropie]

hmmm transgender werewolves

[chumbology]

Did a stint topside early on in this whole mess. Fucking hell up there, radiation out the ass, never day, never night, no cover. Never thought I'd miss the tunnels til my ass was out in the open like that. Satellites can see everything up there, and the enemy doesn't need a bomb to fuck up a position, just drop a big enough rock and gravity does the rest.

Lost a whole fucking platoon to a single bombardment, was out taking a shit when the whole ground shook. Came back and absolutely nothing left, just water vapor boiling out of a huge crater. Six other bodies, just gone. No bones to bury even. If their psuits hadn't winked out on the HUD there'd a been no way of knowing what happened to em.

Brass nixed fighting topside pretty quick after that. Signed some treaty or some shit, now everybody just watches each other from orbit, ready to go screaming to the UUN if anyone so much as farts in the wrong zip code.

True what they say about Jove though. Motherfuckin eye comes around and it triggers the ape inside. Whole body just starts screaming run, hide, anything to get away. Deep breathing, psyche meds, telling yourself its just a ball of gas, doesn't do shit. Ape brain sees the eye of god and falls apart. Probably the real reason we abandoned the surface now that I think on it.

First men in orbit talk about the pale blue dot, how seeing the planet from way up there made them see how insignificant it all is. Seeing Jove does the opposite; makes you feel like everything you do is being seen, remembered, recorded. Judged.

Maybe if humans had started off here we wouldn't be so fuckin eager to kill each other. 'Course we'd probably be some radiation-proof squids or some shit. What the fuck do I know.

[chumbology]

Civvies expect everything to be all "War is hell" or just Hero Squad shit, but sometimes its just funny as hell.

Take Backwards over there, we call him that because once he managed to put his psuit on backwards. Bypassed the safety locks or something, fuck if I know. Shaved the back of his head all strategic like in a mirror, left a little moustache and eyebrows, then drew the gunny's face on there with a marker. Fucker took watch like that, with the mask opaque, then when someone wanted to get past he'd clear it and say some stupid line, like "What are you lookin at? About face!"

Only thing is, he couldn't see shit like that, so he ended up doing it to gunny himself. Made him do PT all backwards, we were all cracking up so hard we couldn't fucking breathe.

War is hell, yeah. But at least this war is fought by people, and people are people no matter what they're doing. Everybody cracks a joke or two to keep sane. And just like you got The Funny Guy in your office, theres The Funny Guy in the platoon -- not the same guy, though, I think.

Not sure gary down the office has the same kinda humor as One-Two, who likes to shout "Grenade! Grenade!" to get us all to go prone, then starts making noises like they're shitting in their psuit -- which knowing One-Two, they probably are.

Then there's the darker stuff, the stuff that never makes it into the dispatches, where a body's feet get frozen off and they ask the medic if they'll still be able to play the bagpipes. Or when a body gets shot and freezes ass up, like they're a porn star or something, and somebody says they'd hit it if she wasn't so frigid.

Ever start cracking up at a funeral outta nowhere? Its kinda like that -- when you're expecting a bullet, anything else is a punchline. And when you're not, you're so fuckin bored you'd laugh at a knock knock joke.

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[chongoblog]

Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

[chongoblog]

I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.

One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention

I think I love this weird dream dog

[chongoblog]

I assume this is for artists so sure thing

I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.

As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this

with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.

Hope this helps!

[luukewyrm]

Hehe i really like this concept

[luukewyrm]

@legalarson

SO TRUE BOOZOI

[leidensygdom]

like, i really, really could do without this kinda bullshit

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[rambrandt-the-painter]

im going scaly mode

[rambrandt-the-painter]

hhnnngggghnggg HNNGGGGNGNNGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *transforms into this*

[rambrandt-the-painter]

[psychotic-gerard]

trying to access the train operator only newsletter.

[psychotic-gerard]

GOT IN.

[cookiecaker]

baby VS. noob VS. pro VS. hacker VS. god