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bluerangerpower-deactivated2018

#Mav

Now that depends entirely on where you’re going to put it.

Where would you prefer?

Sounds like we’re about to take body shots to a whole new level.

Something like that.

Can I pick where I lick the salt off of?

nicoletteacosta

“So commercials are getting more and more ridiculous. I swear television is just a way to rot your brain. At the end of the most recent one I saw, it stated ‘you are what you drink.’ So I was like okay? Just call me Tequila from now on.”

mavbenton

Let me just grab some salt and lime and give it a taste then.

i’m not going to refuse them service if that’s what you’re implying, i’m going to try my best to turn them off from it and maybe suggest another book, and if they still want to buy it, then to each their own.

Fair deal.

i’m sorry i don’t have a ‘all business is good business’ mindset.

Because someone could possibly want to read a shitty book. How is that your business? Scan whatever and move on with your day.

“Darn right, your bad! Now turn around, Benton!”

Alright, alright.

You’re not hiding anything I haven’t seen, Russo.

Thank you, Mavy.

Sure thing, beautiful.

How ya been?

sebearcubstan1

#mav

tiffany-kavadia-blog

“Hey, hey, I’m back.”

mavbenton

Welcome back.

ardenrussoh-deactivated20160617

a book in the fifty shades series.

mavbenton

Played out, but shouldn’t you-- I don’t know be grateful for business even if that was the case? Way to be a good employee.

God Maverick, how did I ever forget how poetic you are. Sliding the anaconda in seems like a brilliant idea, I’ll let you know how it goes and if it’s poor then I’ll slide her your number….or those pictures of your dick you sent me to look at that sore you had a few months ago.

I’m a regular Poe.

That’s a dirty fucking lie, besides if she doesn’t go for you I doubt i’d be much of a better fit.

unhalllowed

“on a scale of 1-10 how bad is it to send a picture of your dick before the first date? some girls dig it and others don’t and sometimes it’s really hard to tell but i don’t wanna be that guy.”

mavbenton

I think it’s safe to say you’ll be that guy time and time again, but fucking show your true colors. You’ll never know if she’s down unless you slide the anaconda her way. Plus, if she’s into it she’s probably a cheap date.