Luther is too drunk to hold a razor, let alone use one on himself. Even he knows that.
After a short, internal debate, he lowers the blade down & away from his neck. “You do it,“ he says to the unfortunate person who happens to walk into the bathroom ( which, upon closer inspection, Luther realizes is not his own ). “Where the hell am I? Did you kidnap me?“
Of course he would run into this one - it always seemed to happen at the oddest of times too. Though this time in particular Luther seemed to be off his rocker? Was he drunk? High? Whichever the two he was wasted. “One: I’m not a barber so no I’m not going to shave you. Two: You’re in the commons bathroom - so if someone kidnapped you they picked a shit place to hide you.”















