@connorhoran *comes home from school, going to the sofa and laying across your lap* *sighs dramatically* -Luna
*raises an eyebrow* Hello to you.
*looks at you* You’re supposed to ask what’s wrong. -Luna
Can I have a hello first?
Mm, hi. Now ask. -Luna
*shakes my head* What's wrong, moonbeam?
Oh, thank you for asking! Since you’re so interested in knowing, I mayyyyybe got a D on my math test. And I mayyyyybe need you to sign my test as dad. Maybe. -Luna
Mm, maybe, huh? And what do I get out of it?
The feeling of knowing you saved your favorite niece from being grounded for a week? -Luna
*snorts* Grounded you hangs out with me more.
*scrunches my nose* I’ll stay in my room, then. -Luna
No one wins then.
*looks at you and pouts* Dad said I can’t do spirit week if I got another D. -Luna
Then you gotta agree to hang out with me or no deal.
*sighs dramatically* Fineeeee. -Luna
Twice. I get two hangouts.
Has anyone ever told you you’re needy? -Luna
All the time, babe.
*shakes my head* Two hangouts. -Luna
*smiles and nods, holding out my hand* Deal.
*shakes your hand* This is extortion. -Luna
Pleasure doing business with you, madam. See you again next week.
*shakes my head and gets up, going to the kitchen* Can you also maybe chaperone a hang out with a friend? -Luna
What friend?
A new friend. -Luna
Mhm. Is it?
Yep. -Luna
What kinda friend?
Ummmm. A friend that’s a boy. -Luna
Mhm. So what kinda hang out is this?
We’re just gonna see a movie. -Luna
*scrunches my nose* So why do I have to chaperone?
You think dad’s gonna let me go see a movie with a boy? Alone? -Luna
*shrugs* He can chaperone. Or your mom.
Noooo, they’re gonna be embarrassing. -Luna
How so?
Last time, dad sat right next to us the whole time.
*laughs quietly* Of course he did. What's wrong with your mom?
*scrunches my nose* She talks a lot.
Mm, yeah. Just a little. *shrugs* Just have them both go. They'll distract each other. Trust me.
Do you hate me? Be honest. -Luna
*rolls my eyes* I do not hate you. I just don't wanna go on an 11 years old date.
Can I ask Cameron? -Luna
Course you can.
Since you hate me. -Luna
Still don't hate you, drama queen.
*grabs a soda before going to sit next to you* So you say.
*shakes my head* You're worse than your dad.
Yeah, well. *rests her head on your arm* What’re you watching? -Luna
Mm, the new fast and furious movie. Not very good.
*scrunches my nose* Why do they keep making those? -Luna
I have no idea. They keep getting worse. It's like those Sharknado movies your dad thinks are funny.
Well dad has a bad taste in movies.
Yes, yes he does.
*comes upstairs from my office and looks over at you, smiling* What’re you two talking about?
Mav's bad taste in movies.
Mm. Yeah, it’s pretty bad.
*looks at Luna* Only one's he allowed to pick are Marvel movies. Everything else, he's banned.
He doesn’t even like the good marvel movies. -Luna