neilroost

im jolly. for my main account please check out @sayangsekali , for my art head over to @heterogendermannerism or @/hetgenmannerism in twitter. xx

[maveyek]

HOW IS THIS ACCOUNT STILL GAINING NOTIFS STOP FOLLOWING ME HEREEEE. IT'S DEAD. Go visit @heterogendermannerism now

[maveyek]

i cant believe this. im not shadiwbanned anymore 😮

[maveyek]

hold on. i wanna see something

[maveyek]

MY OTHER MAIN GOT BANNED tumblr hates me so bad so im back here, fuck you

[maveyek]

why am i back in this account LET ME OUTTTTTT I NEED TUMBLR TO FIX THIS APP AND LET ME BE DISCOVERABLE AGAIN . I CAN TEVEN COMMENT I NEED TO FILE A COMPLAINT

[maveyek]

i dont post here anymore but i do have a separate account that i use called @sayangsekali so urmm hii??????

[maveyek]

why am i back in this account LET ME OUTTTTTT I NEED TUMBLR TO FIX THIS APP AND LET ME BE DISCOVERABLE AGAIN . I CAN TEVEN COMMENT I NEED TO FILE A COMPLAINT

[neilroost]

first post, good morning. here to present my favorite slasher """buddies""" (details in rb)

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[acapricorncreature]

Pin ONE Disco Elysium fanart and Pinterest got you on a list

[treecitysessions]

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

[wimcc]

[inkskinned]

it is hard to explain but there is something so unwell about the cultural fear of ugliness. the strange quiet irradiation of any imperfect sight. the pores and the stomachs and the legs displaced into a digital trashbin. somehow this effect spilling over - the removal of a grinning strangers in the back of a picture. of placing more-photogenic clouds into a frame. of cleaning up and arranging breakfast plates so the final image is of a table overflowing with surplus - while nobody eats, and instead mimes food moving towards their mouth like tantalus.

ever-thinner ever-more-muscled ever-prettier. your landlord's sticky white paint sprayed over every surface. girlchildren with get-ready-with-me accounts and skincare routines. beige walls and beige floors and beige toys in toddler hands. AI-generated "imagined prettier" birds and bugs and bees.

pretty! fuckable! impossible! straighten teeth. use facetune and lightroom and four other products. remove the cars along the street from the video remove the spraypaint from the garden wall remove the native plants from their home, welcome grass. welcome pretty. let the lot that walmart-still-owns lay fallow and rotting. don't touch that, it's ugly! close your eyes.

erect anti-homelessness spikes. erect anti-bird spikes. now it looks defensive, which is better than protective. put the ramp at the back of the building, you don't want to ruin the aesthetic of anything.

you are a single person in this world, and in this photo! don't let the lives of other people ruin what would otherwise be a shared moment! erase each person from in front of the tourist trap. erase your comfortable shoes and AI generate platforms. you weren't smiling perfectly, smile again. no matter if you had been genuinely enjoying a moment. you are not in a meadow with friends, you're in a catalogue of your own life! smile again! you know what, forget it.

we will just edit the right face in.

[stozkpile]

The final dungeon wawas I will be selling... Interest form here (more info through the link AND FORM WILL CLOSE 6/12 AT 6PM PST)

[adapto]

stop

[tachikoma]

Im not gay can you explain this?

[devon-aoki]

the burrito turned him straight

[number-1-haxorus-fan]

Investing before 200k notes on the straight burrito post

[the-haiku-bot]

Investing before

200k notes on the

straight burrito post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[texaschainsawmascara]

[thelonelyjew]

Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.

[hungwy]

looking at my own playlists like how did u know i love that song…

[itz-rainz-world]

OG: https://earthliberationstudio.com/shop/reclaim-revolutionary-queerness/ !!!!!