The Newsroom Sentence Meme
Part II - Feel free to change pronouns/details around as you see fit!
“You’re dressed much too nicely to work here.” “I don’t know why I said that so loud.” “Unless he gets tired, which happens sometimes because he’s old.” “I’ll put up a suggestion box.” “That didn’t sound like something that should come with a warning, that sounded like something that should come with balloons.” “That’s not hard to be.” “All I heard was sounds coming from the mouth of a nerd.” “Does anybody mind if I start drinking a lot of bourbon right now? And a little while later put my fist through his head?” “She gets panic attacks. She starts to get dizzy and shake and she thinks she’s dying.” “The guys you bring to the apartment have got to stop taking my Xanax.” “I wish your face would stop moving so I can punch it.” “In the five months I’ve been here, you two have broken up four times and gotten together five times, so there must be a strong connection.” “Based on what are you giving relationship advice?” “… and Moses says “Look, you want to play golf or you want to fuck around?”” “Bigfoot is real.” “The cute, sweet-looking puppy dog guy with a stupid look on his face?” “Oh, there’s sub-headings?” “I only seem liberal because I believe hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.” “I’m on a mission to civilize.” “On the off-chance that you’re not going to live forever, why don’t you make yourself happy now?” “Hey, stupid!” “You’re a womanizing asshole and she hates you.” “Try not to date anybody before you’re on the air.” “They have a difficult relationship with reality.” “No. Is that it?” “Excuse me! This isn’t soundproof glass!” “Jesus Christ, how much do you hate me?” “That’s exactly what I’ll fucking tell her.” “I’m not fucking around!” “I fucked everything up!” “If I ever tell you otherwise, you punch me in the face!”
