who am i. who are you?

24- any pronouns- dyke

[trangoldin]

[lockssteps]

guy whos incompatible with life itself

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[osterby]

Welcome!

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[madlori]

Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:

[d34dus3rn4m3]

marce

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[nonlynear]

yall want me yet or have you ever wanted me or whats the situation

[47witchyneurons]

When I get blood samples at work sometimes they’re still warm from being imminently inside the patient’s veins and my hands are always cold because all the labs Ive work in are in the basement and they keep it kinda cold for whatever reason (and I’m also just a chilly kid).

And I clutch the little warm tubes of blood and feel this sick person warming my hands and I think about how kind you might be and how I wish I could hold your hand and how badly, how really really badly, I want you to get better and stay warm and hold someone’s hand again.

And anyway sometimes it’s better to not think so vividly about the people I’m doing tests for. I’m a good little cog in a vast machine of people all trying to heal and cure, and my cog feels so fucking small sometimes. But I hope the blood I prepare for you helps you breathe better and laugh and wake up feeling well rested.

We’ve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and I’m rooting for you.

[kosmogrl]

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[everyonewooeverywhere]

life would be so peaceful if more people understood this lol

[jack--crawford]

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

[dumnslut]

[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[softhe4rted]

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

[lmaonade]

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

[willgrahamscock]

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

[willgrahamscock]

oh and my peonis haha

[antonymeanonyme]

[willgrahamscock]

this is the kinda shit you make when you're a free spirit unburdened by things like canon, i loave you stranger