amaze amaze amaze!

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[thoracique]

3x24 • "Human Error" HOUSE, M.D. (2004-2012)

[thoracique]

3x24 • "Human Error" HOUSE, M.D. (2004-2012)

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[kategorically-challenged]

[mawmouth]

I decided to take breaks from a sweater I'm knitting by crocheting for the same amount of time. I have been knitting since I was a small child and know how to do it I have knitted three or four sweaters in raglan in just the past year. I have crocheted maybe twice before in my life. Why do I have a fourth of a sweater crocheted in the time it has taken me to knit the back neck panel. I'm not even in the round yet.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[artstomfoolery]

The Chosen One

Sienna Shaw – Terrifier

[tall]

[toddsolondz]

[biscuit-tornado]

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

munchill Mouth perfec t size for put human lunch in. inside very Cold and Fresh store safely food in Munchill Mouth. Put Human Food in Munchill Mouth. no problem ever in munchhill mouth because natural Fridge enzymes for prevent food rotting. Amunchill mouth yes a place for human leftovers in munchill mouth can trust munchill for keepping freshness to food. pal munchill

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[mawmouth]

Every time I make bread I will start by deciding I am an adult who does not need to wear an apron because I am careful and have made bread many times. And it ends with me changing my shirt because I got flour all over it

[buffyscmmers]

Dan Stevens in The Guest (2014) dir. Adam Wingard

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[jeopardy-official]

What is an academic?

[emperorsgf]

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