Its Ya Boiiii

[max-isnt-here]

So I'm researching phobias for a series I'm writing and....

[gif87a-com]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

[surprisebitch]

one shot, one kill

[max-isnt-here]

I flinched man

[rileybleu]

[max-isnt-here]

First ever catfish reveal. Credit to Shakespeare and his playwright "Twelfth Night"

[aestheticllyqueer]

My favorite game to play is “how many hints can I drop before you ask me if I’m queer…” reblog if you agree.

[melodyburst]

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

[max-isnt-here]

Keep it alive with this tag ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that humans show their teeth as a way of being friendly.

[max-isnt-here]

How much do you overthink?

My girlfriend thinks that because her lighter is missing from her car and no one is owning up, that means someone is living in her attic and stalking her family for the stuff outside their house.

She is so damn lucky I love her.

[whomst]

Someone: “you see this children’s cartoon? What if…we made fanart of them grown up…. but get this…. they smoke weed”

Ur mcm:

[the-artificem]

shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site

[american-niki]

back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.

[adamwhorelock]

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

[distressingdisneydamsel]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

[max-isnt-here]

Yes Father

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[max-isnt-here]

Okay thanks babe

[courageousdog]

[max-isnt-here]

Running away from my problems like

[weedpoop]