*excited yodelling*

skiddidy bee bop? Saxophone nerd. angry feminist, confused Hufflepuff, I have no idea what I'm doing (ever). I don't promo porn blogs.

[nhod]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

[faggottt]

Whatching what unfold?

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

[a-trex]

Can’t believe my teacher would say this

[notyourpunchline]

“Milk steak: air bud”

What the hell is this class?

[a-trex]

Calc 2

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[yehudah]

im literally so addicted to binky cat

[siriuslydandy]

[teaboot]

Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you

[asgardian-art-of-mischief-deact]

This is oddly specific. Is there a story there?

[teaboot]

Yeah, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail

[vizivoir]

OP you have to tell us that story, I need context

[teaboot]

Well you see, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown

[starlight-starwings]

What happened next?

[teaboot]

You wouldn't believe it but he pissed all over the mail

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eliasbouchardslut]

if you have a crush on the same person as someone else just unionize

[republicanarmy]

[infinitebutthurt]

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

[thotketraccoon]

[typette-deactivated20150825]

[thotketraccoon]

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

[queen0fm0nsterz]

CURSED

[two-kids-in-a-trenchcoat]

So i was just going to screenshot this post and-

[jackofgreen]

[danhowellsfeet]

this is the pic that wont load for any of us apparently

[thedailyshow]

[gay-hopeless-romantic-deactivat]

The U.S. in a gif series.

[pdawgz]

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[constant-diablerie]

HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM

[bloominhibiscus-deactivated2022]

FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memesandlaughs]

[socialistexan]

Boomer: Classicalism (man vs man)

Millennials: Modernism (man vs self)

Gen Z: Postmodernism (man vs reality)

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[willow-wanderings]

“We need to ban these dangerous books or The Youth will turn out wrong!”

“Guys…. Like half of these were required reading when I was in school and look how I- YOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

No joke, every single write up I ever got in school was either “defiance of authority” or “had the unmittigated gall to practice self-defence when violently attacked by another student” and, on a few particularly entertaining ocassions, both! Apparently I should have just blithely accepted having my head repeatedly bashed against a concrete wall and apologized to the bully who tried to kill me for being such an inconvenience. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

READ THE FUCK OUT OF BANNED BOOKS, KIDS!

[hibiscusheadlamp]

READ THE BOOKS.