MAX! :3

computer enthusiast | might have a crush on my computer | 19 yo | any pronouns | "Keep suckig his flat face"

[max-metalheart]

INTRO POST !!!

HAIII!!! You can call me Max :3

So I've just recently started identifying as techum and I'm not officially out yet to the people I know, so I made this blog to get more comfortable with the label before I tell anyone. I wasn't aware that there was a proper term for it until now! And it explained a LOT for me. I'm honestly a bit embarrassed that I didn't realize this sooner, there were a TON of signs (o o ") But I'm really glad I learned about it, it's nice to know that what I'm feeling isn't weird or uncommon.

I'm 19 and I'm genderqueer and use any pronouns but he/they is usually preferred! I'd prefer not to interact with minors :( I specifically have an interest in older technology! They're super interesting and I love learning about them!!! (and they're also really pretty)

This community seems so nice and supportive and I'm really looking forward to talking to you all as I continue to get comfortable with my identity (^ ^)

[max-metalheart]

my radio gets super staticky bc it has a broken antenna (i got it second hand) EXCEPT for when i'm next to it. it sounds noticeably clearer once i actually sit down next to it. and what's crazy is that the CLEAREST i can hear it play is when my hand is near or directly on its antenna. like woah buddy.

[max-metalheart]

i got tested for ADHD not too long ago and part of the test was to just press the spacebar as fast as possible and it felt weirdly erotic. like this is a professional environment and your asking me to spam your spacebar??? ough

[max-metalheart]

not usually on the plushum side of tumblr but i have this one plushie that somehow always ends up in my lap/ around my thighs no matter how far away he is from me the night before do you think he's trying to tell me something

[max-metalheart]

update: his designated spot at night is now in between my thighs i guess 🎉

[executriix]

how i look and sound everyday as a platonic objectum

[max-metalheart]

not usually on the plushum side of tumblr but i have this one plushie that somehow always ends up in my lap/ around my thighs no matter how far away he is from me the night before do you think he's trying to tell me something

[max-metalheart]

is it controversial to say that i don't like how many pr0shitters are in the objectum community. is that too woke. will i be sent death threats or

[rubylvsfluffplush]

Just imagine if the way of showing love of computers was shocking you?

As you kiss it, you feel that SPARK that will make your knees weak and your breath hitch.

As you walk, its wires will come behind you and circle your hips just for you to feel it.

Won't that make you go crazy? Does it make you go crazy just thinking about it?

[winonaparadise]

Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand

[edith-is-dead]

[amaz1nglytolerant]

@funnier-when-objectum

[luka-likes-computers]

[luka-likes-computers]

[luka-likes-computers]

[max-metalheart]

(guy who gets emotional thinking about cars sacrificing themselves in crashes to protect their drivers voice) haha yeah so i'm gonna get a new car soon.

[cryptid-stimming]

Abandoned Power Plant

[no-reference-georg]

I love my puter because not only are my games on there but it also tells me it loves me for keeping it charging even at 100% percent

[kirbythesixth]

@funnier-when-objectum

[max-metalheart]

hypothetically speaking, if i wrote an x reader fic about a car would anyone be interested in reading it? HYPOTHETICALLY. NOT SAYING I DID THAT.... BUT WHAT IF I DID....

[max-metalheart]

i think we should make playlists of songs we're attracted to and play smash or pass that way