trail mix... of the damned!

YOUR PSYCHIC ADVISOR'S HEAD HAS JUST EXPLODED. BE FOREWARNED. ★★★ GRIM + it / she i love oc / canon ships

[yourpsychicadvisor]

driver destroyed, truck was injured but alive

[dragongirlsweetie]

hi now you have paws ok?

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[toskarin]

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

[yourpsychicadvisor]

living w me simulator

[weirdsatellites]

Update #1713 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Cyborg Girlfriends 2. Silent 5G 3. Rogue Prison of Molasses

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

[3000s]

[dogpuppy]

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[worldsandemanations]

Frédéric Demeuse - Forgotten Places

[despazito]

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[sexboobomb]

Surely it’s better enough for me to get up and Do Things by now

[pjackk]

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird