[maxandrist]

hej hej! this is my sport sideblog for motogp :3

obligatory phone number rep list: moto → ám73* + mm93 + jm36 + ár42 + fb63

I like to dig thru photo archives, make silly photocards and sometimes I write. You can read my fic here (🔒) and feel free to dm me whatever 🩵 especially if it's about valex or fem!riders

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[maxandrist]

marc (...and pecco, both millennials, both annoying) trying to flirt with gen-z acosta in the cool-down room after he lost another chance at his maiden first win: you're the 6 to my 7 :)

[multiseb21]

no my troooophy

[kingofthering]

BALATON PARK 2026 | Marc Marquez wins on Sunday.

[maxandrist]

pedro grabbing marc's aero hump during their hug eeheehee

[maxandrist]

room 73 / Hawkers photoshoot 2026

[burirammin]

THE DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPT 💉🍏

[or valentino rossi’s motorcycle grand prix racing bikes throughout the years. more iterations of the yzr-m1 under the cut 🔻]

EXTRA SUPPLEMENTS!

[rosestarjju]

borderline pornographic material

[maxandrist]

Balaton Park 2026

[maxandrist]

he is pressure-sealed inside the hyperbaric chamber like a pickled gherkin

[maxandrist]

yamaha's pre-season photoshoot and promotional campaign for the 2013 M1

Valentino

Jorge

slightly more pixellated photos that are still important:

Photo Credits

Concept: Azero, Yamaha Motor Racing Srl - Communication Department

Art direction: Azero

Photographs: Gigi Soldano ( Milagro )

Post-production: Maria Datei

Sources

Gallery of stills by Maria Datei (Behance) 

Gallery of stills 2 (article written by Dennis Chung on motorcycle.com)

Gallery of stills 3 (Yamaha press release)

Official Yamaha 2013 M1 video (Youtube)

[pinkpirellis]

THE DEFINITIVE VALENTINO ROSSI HAIR TIMELINE (1996-present)

- as composed collaboratively with fellow valentino rossi scholars on the basis of many (many) hours of determined and hair-pulling (haha) research. (some conjecture required for the early years but hopefully more or less accurate)

[bcabyu]

[maxandrist]

cameraman, I owe you my life / Sepang 2023

[ray935sworld]

Hawkers is bullying him

[caperedolives]

[summerjoyride]

"When I got to the front of the pack at the first corner, I got an erection." -Vale after his start at Indy, 2014.