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The hills are alive with the sounds of redbull frantically trying to figure out how to put their shitbox together 🙄

#formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen #red bull racing #austrian gp 2026

The reliability this season is catastrophic. Each race shouldn't have upwards of 5 DNFs (the last two being 7???). I know we're pining for the V10 fjords but not like this 💀

#formula 1 #f1 #it's like every engine just gets sleepy #I'd nope out of it too tbh

Max Verstappen 🤝 Kimi Raikkonen

Leaving Monaco GP after a DNF

#500m away #taking my toys and going home #goat shit right there #formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen #kimi raikkonen #monaco gp 2026 #red bull racing

george would have an aneurism if he had to race in 2021 against those two jackals 🤧 tf you mean you'd have two championships? I've never seen anyone so delusional in my life, and I look in the mirror every day.

#max verstappen #red bull racing #lewis hamilton #george russell #Mercedes #formula 1 #f1 #george is so delusional #srsly where does he get off

Who pissed in Zak Brown's Cheerios today? 😒

Bro, Daniel is gonna do whatever he wants for his pookie, Max. He does not love you. You treated him like shit.

Max treats his pookie like sunshine and rainbows, therefore gets a fastest lap point taken away from McLaren (allegedly, even tho they fumbled that entire season bffr).

Zak Brown is a knuckle-dragging troglodyte.

#max verstappen #f1 #red bull racing #formula 1 #anti mclaren #anti zak brown #how anti can I be #daniel ricciardo #Zak brown is really the worst person on the grid #and that's saying something #don't forget Flávio is there #and he's in the files

maxcore

haase moves me with his pr teamless ways. what do you mean he has posted 39 ig stories of his battle with max in the last 24 hours im crying

Why am I hearing that our queen Hannah is leaving Redbull?

This is why we can't have anything nice.

#formula 1 #f1 #red bull racing #hannah schmitz #Hannah is not allowed to leave #we already lost too many people

feral-peacock

That’s not blorbo from my show.That’s blorbo from my mutual’s show. I know everything about him he’s my favorite little guy in the whole world I would die for him. He’s never done anything wrong in his whole life. I’ve never watched the show.

Maxblr the sane ones in the discourse rn and just citing retirement while f1twt have their whole asses out debating merc vs mcl when we know he'd go to mcl when pigs are allowed to drive the Nurburgring.

#lets bffr rn #max verstappen #f1 #Maxblr #anti mclaren #formula 1 #red bull racing