A Mess

Max. He/him or they/them. 23. Aesthetic. Humor. Personal. Fandom. LGBTQ+. Let's be friends

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

[iniro]

would you let him into your town

[iniro]

would you let him into your town

[lsleofskye]

Under God’s Blanket | my_soulwax

[mysharona1987]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuckdamn]

this summer has NOT been very mgmt electric feel.

[nitewrighter]

Me: *carrying my ball python around the garden* This is enrichment. Do you feel the sunlight? Do you feel the breeze? This is what they’re doing at the zoos right now except you’re not a penguin or a sloth. Isn’t this stimulating? Don’t you feel more active and aware from all of the new sensory information you’re taking in outside your tank? Are you having fun?

My ball python: :|

My ball python: :P

My ball python: :|

[j-k-i-ng]

“Last lavender“ by | Coral Staley-Hall

[outofcontextdiscord]

[totallynotreimuhakurei]

Upper Paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50,000 years ago

[whatsupbeanie]

This is a story about two adorable pups that belong to a friend of mine. Apparently they heard his voice on Skype, got confused and started looking around the house, then found the strongest source of his smell (the bed) and concluded that he must be trapped within. They were found destroying the bed presumably to try and dig him out. Do you guys ever talk to your pets on Skype? Do they go looking for you? XD

[toosoftfortrees]

Why did this make me cry, tho

[beyondthesummit]

I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy 

[zevkaijublue-deactivated2017100]

I feel this in every fiber of my being.

[uncoolmathgames-deactivated2024]

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[delphinidin4]

[fomysquad]

Those are the faces of the ashamed. They know damn well what they’re doing and what they’ve done.

#LaquanMcDonald #BLACKLIVESMATTER #StayWoke

[blackourstory]

I support this type of action. No more stat quo!

[texasfartsupply]

talking to my dad about bugs