Heyyyy.

Started as my side, now it’s my main. I don’t bite unless you ask. Really into the Witcher. Depressed Pansexual Enby reporting for smut with a side of fluff.

[only-cat-memes]

[hyperlexichypatia]

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[innerchildabortionclinic]

-1 point for me laughing at corny reddit jokes

[worst-roommates-ever]

[nebulations]

[ID: A shaky drawing of a gold star with all-caps text that reads, "I didnt survive it / Actually I died like for real but im back now so its fine." End ID]

[monjustmon]

Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.

[monjustmon]

#not to make like. meaningful meta out of this#but like#if you could feel the fabric of the universe and you’d been raised practically since birth to trust in it and you KNEW it loved you#wouldn’t you be??#why not jump just to feel the swoop if you know the Force will catch you?

I’m sorry @merlyn-bane but your tags passed the peer review because they make the idea outright beautiful

[i-wear-the-cheese]

Every Jedi is a baby being thrown into the air by their dad knowing that he is waiting below to catch them

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

[stabethadeathwhisper]

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

[mysteryteacup]

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[stiickleback]

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

[plaguedocboi]

Is this your boy

[zeemczed]

The full cartoon (Chicago Tribune, March 22, 1910)

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[phenanthreneblue]

I'm bored: what are y'all doing to your blorbos tonight?

Washing them in a salad spinner

Putting them in a 2L soda-bottle and shaking it for 45 minutes

Gently teasing their hair with a flea comb

Spraying them with seltzer water

Roasting them on a spit

Whipping them with an egg beater in a bowl

Putting them in a pot and copiously watering them with fertilizer

Milking them like a cow (milking machine optional!)

I don't have blorbos/other (share in tags)

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[lhoandbehold]

The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now