Max ⌛️

Exactly who you think it is

[maxhourglass]

what is the limit of patience, the end of infinity, and can a piece of stardust really die?

Why hello there. What is the limit of patience if not a persons' tolerance of the world running thin. What is the end of infinity if not the beginning of eternity. And a piece of stardust will never really die, for it will bring about the breath of something so bright.

[maxhourglass]

gives you a peach

Oh! Why thank you my dear, I will put it in the kitchen. Hmm, that reminds me I should eat. What time is it? Ah, it will be lunch soon. I'll make something with the peach then.

[maxhourglass]

Pokes you

Oh, I have been poked! Hello Friend.

[maxhourglass]

How many people have you lost? killed? loved?

Well, that is certainly a personal question. Some of you are getting real comfy asking some personal stuff. But I'll humour you.

For the killed:

Easy, none.

Rule number 4) Do not directly kill someone Reasoning) Can cause drastic events to occur and in some cases irreversible.

I have specific rules I have to follow and one of those is that I cannot kill. Now if a person must die and the timeline currently does not have it motion and I must set it in motion then that isn't me killing them.

For the loved:

I don't fall in love. Its not that I'm incapable, I just don't have time. Its hard to when nothing is constant.

Well, I do love my friends.

They at least stay constant

For the lost:

Too many to count.

[maxhourglass]

Neat. I have that same wheel to change my outfit color. Is funny to mess with it and being constantly shifting on a mission.

Not allowed to do it anymore though.

Got mistaken for a demon.

Difficult day.

Smelled of a bonfire for weeks after.

[maxhourglass]

Ooooh this is a neat little thing! You know some of you are so odd with your questions and then the others just bring little things. I'll put this on the desk, 1 might like another trinket.

They do love trinkets.

Well, all of us love trinkets but specifically 1.

Thank you.

[maxhourglass]

Hello.

How many time lines have you abandoned?

No.

Just no.

I am not ALLOWED to abbandon timelines thankyouverymuch.

I do my job and I do it well. The only reason I would leave a timeline incomplete is.... the only reason I would lea ve a tim el ine is .....

Problems I couldn't control.

People are finnicky and have a tendency to not always act as thought to so it can make work tricky. But I can't purposefully leave a timeline incomplete. Boss wouldn't allow it. They might? Now that I think about it they don't really bother us all that often. I'll have to ask her about it later.

So none on purpose.

At least not in this variation.

[maxhourglass]

@immortalmailman I have a letter for you! Here it is!!

That is it that is all, have a good day!

(Tumblr doesn’t like me right now so it wouldn’t let me send a picture to your inbox otherwise this would be in there.)

[maxhourglass]

What is your favorite timeline?

That honestly depends on what universe and group we are talking about. Each have their own unique delights.

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Probably….mmhh…..I don’t really remember that one anymore….. I think we have a journal entry on it though…………possibly in one’s closet…

Couldn’t say!

[maxhourglass]

Everyone good this…… gotta check my calendar real quick…..FRIDAY!

Lost track of the days for second… works been…. Hectic.

Eh but it’s fiiinne.

How’s everyone doing??

[immortalmailman]

Doing well, or. . . well, doing!

Had to haul a package across three different star systems only to figure out it was someone trying to avoid having to pay travel expenses. Ma'am, I am not a travel line. I deliver mail. There is no compensation for having to "travel" next to a haunted doll.

[maxhourglass]

Ooofff, thats rough. Know the feeling though.

Got a mission to ensure a group of adventurers make it through a labyrinth filled with more traps than I cared to count.

Had to keep redoing the same hour because the group couldn’t figure out a children’s puzzle and kept almost dying…….

I lost count after 12. Long day with that one. And that was the simpler puzzles.

I wanted to scream when they actually got to the hard part.

[maxhourglass]

Everyone good this…… gotta check my calendar real quick…..FRIDAY!

Lost track of the days for second… works been…. Hectic.

Eh but it’s fiiinne.

How’s everyone doing??

[maxhourglass]

How is Em Tegrof?

Ohoho, thats not a name you’re supposed to have access to yet. Spoilers my dear, getting ahead of us are we??

They’re good though. Won’t tell you more than that though. Time peeper, you go back to your corner.

[maxhourglass]

Swan lake :)

Oh, think I saw part of that on a mission once. Amaia actually gave me a record with the songs on it from swan lake.

Have to find it actually, would love to listen to it as I sort through paperwork. Keep the notes in order for the next timeline run through.

[maxhourglass]

Do you have a favorite ballet?

I do not actually. Haven’t been to many, only seen bits of a few different ones. It is stunning though.

Have any recommendations?

[maxhourglass]

Opinion on spiders?

Spiders are good. Bigger ones obviously spook me from time to time but for the most part, pretty good. They don’t bother me so I don’t bother them.

[maxhourglass]

do you like microwaves???? i like microwaves!!!! how much would you pay for a microwave?????

[@microwavelover-anon]

I like microwaves. Is good for reheating food after a long day when you don’t want to cook.

Have one here in the library. Just reheated some of my tea in it (I know scandalous).

Depends on the microwave, honestly.

[maxhourglass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN8yYWAZI4

Oohh, what’s this? A song maybe, I’ll see if I can get it loaded, YouTube doesn’t always load in the library.

Hmmmm maybe later. I’ll see if maybe thats one we have on record. Might sound better on a gramophone. Who knows?