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All cops are bastards. Yes, all cops. Yes, that includes cops who are women. Yes, that includes cops who are gay. Yes, that includes cops who are trans. Doesn’t matter if they “joined to make a difference!!” European and Australian cops are not exempt. Neither are New Zealand’s cops. All cops. Every single one. Including your father, your mother, your sister, your brother, your nephew, your niece, your whole damn family. All cops are bastards. And, yes, arguing with this does make you a bootlicker.

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when ur small, “!!!!” is a necessity

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My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

swedebeast

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Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.

patrickat

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God his voice is so deep even this fast he hasn’t hit ‘chipmunk’ vocals

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ironwoman359

He sounds like young michael jackson or some other kid singer.

official-lucifers-child

i need to listen to this later

babyanimalgifs

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

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chibird

There’s no need to be happy all the time- in fact, I don’t think any of us can be! Let’s be able to rest and feel our whole range of emotions without guilt. ☁️💛

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warmmilku

☁️ Soft things that make me feel warm ☁️

☁️ Bubbles in a bubble bath

☁️ Fuzzy socks

☁️ Blankies right out of the dryer

☁️ Fluffy stffed animals

☁️ Sitting next to a fireplace

☁️ Oversized hoodies

☁️ Papa's beard n tummy fluff ♡

☁️ Boba tea

☁️ Plush throws

☁️ Cloud watching

☁️ My puppy and kitten

☁️ Soft pillows

☁️ Eating cotton candy

☁️ Being a soft lil baby

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Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

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also let trans women be as masculine or feminine as they want

misgenderisms-deactivated202010

reblog this version too cowards.

dragonindigo245

Let non binarys be as feminine or as masculine as they want

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^ a lovely addition!! 💜🌈

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A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

t-hy-lla

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

girlwithalessonplan

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

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You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.

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THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

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Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

dduane

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

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Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

elusivebrew

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

jumpingjacktrash

ok but so do we

cyhiraeth

@neurodivergent-crow

paddysnuffles

Cool facts about crows:

1. Crows understand the concept of gifts.

There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you.

2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans.

There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help.

3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool.

4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self

If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow.

5. Crows have regional dialects and accents.

They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different.

6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest.

They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out.

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Crows are better than people

softxcaregiver

Sometimes regressing isn't fun and games, and that's okay.

So here's a reminder to the little ones who aren't feeling the best, your stuffie doesn't mind when you use their ear or paw to wipe your tears or snot away. Your stuffie is super proud of you and so am I. Things are going to turn out okay 💙