You know, on a fundamental level I understand that the point of fandom and individual interpretation of art is that not everyone is going to agree on shit and that is okay. I don't ever want to intrude on someone's else harmless fun just like I don't want them to mess with mine.
But there's something that peeves me so much about when Lucifer is portrayed as "innocent" or that he is amazed by sex in any way. Like, touch starved, affection starved, getting a little overwhelmed because something was that good and it was a long time since he could do it? Okay, I can see that.
But I fucking refuse to believe that the man who cucked the first man twice and casually throw it to that guy's face during a battle, while doing a clearly "I ate her up like a fucking feast" gesture, isn't entirely comfortable with sex AND hasn't tried almost every kink known to mankind at least once. You cannot fucking tell me that same man would then blush like crazy and not know what to do when a erection is nearby. That does not compute for me.
It's not even the sub or dom topic. I HC him as preferably dom/top that can switch for the comfort of his partner because my king is giving like that, but a sub/bottom absolutely can have initiative still.
Like, I am not about to rain on anyone's parade because fuck that, but also like... the conflagration of tiny= inexperienced with sex peeves me because Lucifer is finally the representation of a short king that can and WILL fuck, and I would like to see that represented more often.
















