I'm a tired boy

Yo. I am the one they call Kelly. I cried and died in college and now I’m back to haunt your dash. If you need anyone to talk to I'm here for you. Mid 20s

[arctic-blade]

赤田 on X: "Same person?! https://t.co/WSUQ1lAG5a" / X

[arctic-blade]

漁(すなどり) on X: "天幕の魔女ファーティマ https://t.co/aq9DfdznNt" / X

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[starspilli]

princess kori

[grilde1chesse]

guys its july 20th, the day humans first ever made it to the moon. its moon day. everyone wake up its moon day. the first time humankind set foot on a celestial being that wasn't earth was 55 years ago today. probably culturally significant i think. happy moon day everyone

[laferrarii]

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[pearlpoet]

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[stah-l]

nightpenguins

(based off of nighthawks by edward hopper)

[maderchode-deactivated20240415]

I dont have tumblr sorry

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[lesbianshepard]

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free