head in the ceiling fan

you don't have to waste your time hiking up a hundred hills you don't have to but i will roman   28   he/him

[blue-nebraska]

[maxillis]

i think real life is taking me too much by storm for me to come back to this account in any real way, so, it's been real ✌️ i just don't really wanna come back to this part of the internet, i don't really fit into it anymore. thanks for whatever we were doing since 2009

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[midiport]

i be in the bog bumpin marsh noise

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[riphimopen]

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

[sec0ndwind]

That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life

[beachnet]

i think about the “i’ll stay home brockhampton” tweet every day

[beachnet]

[plumslices]

Its true as an adult you have to do everything tired

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[maxillis]

hectic and busy and chaotic but that also means walking around with someone at 3am after halloween listening to the music he's been mixing with a recording of the noise my dishwasher makes when i put metal bowls in there

[vonkarn]

mr. pibb and dr. thunder are examples of what's known as a pepperlike

[butchboromir]

i'm always operating under the belief that if i listen to enough music something will happen

[askaniritual]

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

[midiport]

can you calm the fuck down

[onvochn]

[internetwes]

[cryptotheism]

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

[vakariasdragon]

as you should, my liege… here, enjoy this almond scented wine…

[cryptotheism]

This is why I fuck with you