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Been a while 👑🛡️

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

ch40s0w1

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

sandersstudies

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

solely-ashes

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

severeprincesheep

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

vaspider

No thoughts, only zoom.

were--ralph

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

were--ralph

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

were--ralph

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

were--ralph

CAST NOW

shrewwd

muehehehe its finally done!!! its a bit overdramatic shoujo manga core but eh who cares? i love shoujo!!!

it can take place whenever honestly but i see this little moment happening post chapter 120 ^^

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

bramblepatch

Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...

and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.

yume-fanfare

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

paperjoshi

what the fuck is a time knife

bramblepatch

strawberrylovely

undeadentropy

Time knife is a form of time knife

macabro

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

macabro

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

mimic-firstaid

Made a comment….got stuck in my brain; now we’re here. It’s midnight. Enjoy.

lutheban

The Solarians

An introduction by Anthropologist Bráss

The Solarians– "space-blobs" or "star-children" as they are popularly know- are a race of space-faring aliens from the λth planet orbiting ES-I+V+, "Hellio" or Sol star-system. They are a carbon based organic species who lives in extremely cold environments, with a thin, oxygen-rich atmosphere. They consist mostly of water and host a variety of essencial micro-biomes within their bodies to keep those working, along with constant controled-combustions that powers their organs and blood flow.

Despite all that, one of the most notable aspects of this species is their natural ability to sense light waves, and, subsequently, hear the stars and planets. Because of this ability, from the dawn of their history to present day, the Solarians have cataloged the void, around which they have build vast mythology- most evident in the planets of their own system, that are all named after gods.

By the time Savior-Grace left her home planet, solarians already had a space program much more advanced than ours, with about II+ billion stars mapped, having traveled to their natural satellite and sent data collectors into their closest planets and orbiters, and when the Star-Greeter begin their journey to our system only ∀V human years later, they had stablished settlements in both the Home-Counterpart and The Warrior-Protector, with plans for posts in orbit of The Thunder-Ruler

Due to time dilation, years have already passed on Earth by this point, so it is impossible to say what else they have; however, speaking with the crew from the Star-Greeter, they report that the "Save Stars" program became top priority when the Taumeba arrived on the planet.

In Solarian Mythology, our own star is part of a group of about VIV stars that represent a river or river deity.

justcakethanks

Part Two! (to this).

This one took a second cause I'm not used to having to draw Grace so much....he's distinctly less blorbo than the EWC members!

goodieprocter

Grace probably would’ve let them in tbh

cloudabserk

people say rocky is lesser because “grace talks down to him” but that’s literally just how grace talks

tuesdayisfordancing

#it's a good thing he teaches middle schoolers #bc if he was teaching any younger he'd be saying shit like “okay guys say goodbye to the fighter jet!" #and half the science team would respond “goodbye fighter jet!” tags via @hylasregilla

lapinnonon

I'd like to credit @kishi-extra as a main source for a very neat fact about Ingo and Emmet (you can consult their blog from their account, in which they have archived many documents regarding the submas fandom), with what I also found regarding them in the Japanese fandom.

It's interesting how both have a certain way of speaking in both English and Japanese, but differently. In English, Ingo is more eloquent and expressive, while Emmet speaks in short sentences and either begins his sentences with “I am Emmet” or end them with “Yup”. Emmet also adds “Verrry” in English.

But in Japanese, it gets interesting! The Japanese language has far more complex aspects, like use of specific pronouns or language structure depending on the situation. And it gets to apply to the twins.

Ingo use 'watakushi', a verrrry polite form of speaking of the already neutral 'watashi'. In most of his dialogues, Ingo speaks in keigo, a type of speech system to refer to respect, humility and politeness, which fits with how Ingo seems to refer to the player as 'anata-sama'; 'anata' is normally very rude in Japan but it is corrected by adding the 'sama' honorific. In other words, Ingo ensure to treat the passengers as important guests, hence why he's so polite. He also seems to adds 'machi' in the end of his sentences sometimes, but it doesn't seem to have any specific meaning.

Emmet do not do that. He doesn't speak in keigo and speaks more casually to the player. He use 'boku', a more boyish version of 'I' and 'kimi', a more impolite version of 'you' for the player. He also has more childish quirks? Emmet sometimes use 'anone', which can be read as 'you know', so it's kinda cute how he seems to repeat the word in a childish manner. He also tends to say 'sugoku' (very or really) as 'suuuugoku', which empathize another childish trait.

Of course, both twins do use train terminologies in both language, but it's funny how the Japanese language adds more to their personalities and relationship with the player.

au-wannabe-the-very-best

I realize that Pokémon Wilds has a lot of ruins and abandoned modern buildings (well not a LOT but it’s there) and realized this could be the time travel aspect for the Akari of the Wilds au. Arceus ends up not just fucking up the place where she should be, but the era as well. Instead of sending her to the past, Arceus ends up sending her to the future. The far future. A future in which humanity is seemingly just… gone. As though they all vanished.

It’s eerie in Akari’s perspective. She has no idea where all the humans have gone. There’s still trainer tips signs everywhere, but no one around to reasonably explain why the signs even exist. The buildings she does find have clearly been abandoned for a very long time. And interestingly, none of these abandoned buildings are for living. Why would there be trainer tips around when there’s no regular civilian homes?

It’s just so odd. She’s scared to find out the truth, whatever it may be. She doesn’t want to know. But she may have to find out. She needs to get back home, after all. And if there’s a possibility of there being living people out in the world who can help her, she’d need to find them… And in order to do that, well. She’d need to do her research, to figure out where they’ve all gone.

maximilian-alexander

.... was this just fucking pokopia

fang-tasmal

the Guys...voguin'

tried lineart for the first time in (bleep) idek

(im tempted to make these into charms after cleaning up the designs to be more charm friendly…id have to figure out how to make charms first tho lol)

chipthekeeper

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective

thegoldengals

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

chipthekeeper

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…