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**Works classified as NSFW are in bold and should NOT be read by minors under the age of 18.**

Shouta Aizawa

One Shots:

✨ Mine

Summary: What happens when Aizawa meets a brat he can’t tame?

✨ Love for a Century

Summary: You’ve been looking for an escape route for ages, but the count is a tricky man.

Series

✨ Caregiver(Unfinished)

Summary: Aizawa takes on the responsibility of caring for Eri, but in order to monitor her health you are assigned by the hospital to be her caregiver.

Hizashi Yamada

Drabbles

✨ Drunken Secrets

Summary: Hizashi got into the punch....The Faculty Punch.

The Trio (Midnight/Shouta/Hizashi)

One Shot

✨ The Breakfast Club

Summary: Just a fluffy peace about the morning after for the trio.

Bakusquad

One Shot

✨ Avast

Summary: Its a race for the treasure as the two Captains of rival ships fight to be the first! 

Shouto Todoroki

One Shot

✨ Bottled Up

Summary: Shouto finds his feelings over flowing and has no tools to deal with them.

Katsuki Bakugo

One Shot

✨ Explosion

Summary: Katsuki said he was going to take you out for your birthday and thats exactly what he does.

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[ronon-dex]

[srsfunny]

I live in a van down by the river

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette

[justkingwolf]

#so did I he's not special

[betty-draper]

Robert Pattinson as Neil 

Tenet (2020) dir. Christopher Nolan

[maximit3]

I have been gone so long. I want to write, but it never feels good enough. And theres like this pity party that i cant get out of. And i want to stop fucking up.

[felinepipebomb]

BYOB (Bring Your Own Blorbo)

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Tabletop roleplaying

[sandmandaddy69]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[depsidase]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Was looking for a small lamp and came across this guy. This what it looks like off, sort of like a cloud of smoke. It comes in a choice of blue or gray with brown.

Lit, he’s a fire breathing dragon. It runs on batteries, but a charge lasts 8 - 10hrs., so that’s fine.

If you want to set a scene, here’s what it would like with a mural background.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KL6C838/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v7_3_3_2q15_5ltg_0_x01_-srt1-&th=1

[nakakabaliw]

the pronouns are big/shot

[ridleydaisy]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[whats-her-quirk]

Shikamaru would tell me my tummy rolls are cute while he’s got my legs over his shoulders thanks

[reginaldqueribundus]

I feel like nobody talks about this but remember Jay’s “job interview” in the original Men in Black movie? Sure, they play it for comedy, he’s a smartass cop surrounded by all these elite military graduates. But he was also literally the only one in the room smart enough to bring the table over so he had something to write on. And he offers it to the other guys too!

And in the shooting test, on the surface it just seems like a goofy joke when he shoots the little girl cutout in the head, but look at the way he responded to the situation.

The test starts immediately without any warning, we can see that everyone is caught off guard. The other candidates immediately open fire on what they perceive to be threats, but Jay takes a second to assess the situation. He sees he isn’t in any immediate danger, and in a handful of seconds he’s able to scope out several minor details about the targets and hit one with a near-perfect headshot. Jay showed he was an innovative, quick thinker with situational awareness, attention to detail and high-level marksmanship skills, and they never say it outright but I think that’s probably why Zed picked him. (Zed never actually says anything negative about Jay’s performance, just that he has a problem with authority.)

This is highly underrated writing but, then again, this is also the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew Earth was the centre of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat and 15 minutes ago, you knew humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”

[ironbite4]

This movie is so underrated.

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Plus, the stuff he says about the alien “targets?” You can tell that he isn’t the sort to attack anyone without a DAMN good reason. Which is how we know that the movie is fiction, because an actual cop shoots first and asks questions later.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

When Jay is introduced he is running down a fleeing suspect. He chases the guy so long and so far that the MIB are like “Whoa, that’s double-tough”, and I think he threatens to shoot him a couple times, but he never actually shoots him.

In other words, Jay did NOT shoot the fleeing suspect in the back, which 99.99 percent of his coworkers would have done.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I just watched the beginning to check. Jay doesn’t even unholster his gun until the alien pulls a weapon. He doesn’t escalate until the suspect does.

the only thing he shoots is the glass out of a door to continue the pursuit.

[reginaldqueribundus]

not to mention he had the observation skills to identify an alien gun, after seeing it once, for about 2 seconds in the dark, before he even knew aliens were real. It’s easy to miss because Jay spends most of the movie seeming out of his depth with all this alien stuff being so new to him, but he’s actually excellent at his job

[vbartilucci]

To summarize - science-fiction.

[club-cryptid-by-sarah]

[guerrillatech]